i came to covered in blood, using a torso as a pillow. my first instinct was to go for my gun and start shooting...why did i have a gun? then i remembered i was a cop, and i had just slipped on a pancreas at the crime scene. my fucking head is killing me. i wipe my face off with a towel, what a fucking mess in here, this guy had no sense of organization. legs on top of scalps, eyes resting on a foot....clearly he should have arranged them in descending order, torsos/legs/arms/heads/other. Dr. octagon was pacing around the room wildly, he was a vampire on the weekend, some larping thing, and was working himself into a frenzied heart palpitating fever...i dragged him into a corner to try and chill him the fuck out, he was blowing my cover. "whats your theory doctor?" "asphyxiation" he gasped, "most likely by prolifically strong hands" "is it peculiar that his right deltoid should be missing? it appears to have been torn right out..." "it wasnt torn!" he shrieked as he choked on the air, "this...is... CANNIBALISM!"
Solid C+. The introduction was quite debonair, but the ending dialogue was vaporous and bromidic. Also "descending" would imply top -> down, or heads/arms/torso/legs in other words.
when i said descending, i meant in order of size, anyone would gather that, considering the context but thanks for the note
Nice Try in Justifying a Genocide. The spanish were ruthless. They raped, tortured, plundered, and fed innocent people to hungry dogs. No way to morally justify their actions. WWJD
Haha you think I'm super religious, I found that funny. Also I wasn't justifying jack, I was reporting the news.
The context is still not sufficient though. An arm is longer than a head but not larger, per se. "Voluminosity" would have been clear.
Apparently "volume" is too complex for you to understand? That just proves my point. Sly is rubbernecking.
Jesus Christ I would hate to be one of your math teachers. Also Sly why the fuck are you editing my smileys as well? Sensitive huh? Lay off brah.
Its "no hablo", gringo. Doubling down on your ignorance? You really don't know what volume is, this is amazing.
Not sensitive at all brah. I just deleted the entire line. Sorry. This time I made sure to leave the smiley.
this game is sooo fucking boring "you really dont know what urchins are do you" weeeee that was a blast maybe its a cultural thing, like eating flan and dogs
ooh cool! that sounds like a blast! then maybe you can watch a porno and find out what sex is but when it says doggystyle, dont use an actual dog, you might get hungry later
