http://www.oregonlive.com/ducks/index.ssf/2011/10/nate_mcmillan_stops_by_oregon.html Stay the hell away from our Duckies (especially their knees)!!!!! We don't need any of that Blazers bad ju ju around the Ducks.
"Um, hi, Mr. Kelly. This is Nate McMillan. Nate. No. Nate. I coach the Blazers. No. No. Please don't hang up. Not UAB. The Portland Trail Blazers. Yes. Um, I have a request. Can I come see you practice? Please? Pretty please? You see, my tenure in Portland just isn't stellar and I'd like to see what ya'll are doing down there. Well, yes, Sir, that's correct. I didn't come up with this myself, my boss, Mr. Allen is making me go. I'd rather sit in my hot-tub. Oh, I can? Can I cross my arms and pace up and down the sidelines, then point and someone, so it looks like I'm working? AWESOME coach, you're the best. See you tomorrow!"