Kim and Kris are getting a divorce after 10 weeks of marriage.

My wife likes the show. I catch it on accident now and then.

She is dingy and kinda high maintenance, but she seems genuine and pretty nice on the show. My guess is that she is like most celebs, but we see more of the real person instead of the celeb on talk shows because her job is showing us more of the real her. (refrain from the sex tape jokes here if you can)

 

the chairs were buzzing and almost invisible, yet you could see that they stretched for miles beneath the celebration dome. ushers nervously re-straightened their eyebrows, and hoped for the best. invitations were sold for an ounce of gold apiece, and the betrothed were said to be planning a life sized replica of a fleet of mastodons

the wedding of the millennium was upon us, and none too soon

the peasants were up in arms. they needed a feel good story to blind them from their hunger and the blood shortage. riots filled the streets, but for one day, all of humanity could look to the stars and dream of a cell phone implant receiver under their skin, instead of a infected bot fly egg infestation

secretly, they signed the divorce papers in private an hour before the ceremony, and placed them in a gilded envelope, stamped with wax insignias of their various sponsors. this marriage was too big to fail, but if it did, it would be at the discretion of the corporation

 

FIFY

 

And there's always some ass who forgets it's an internet forum that exists so people can post opinions. That's what I'm posting, my opinion.

I don't have to bang older chicks to get my swerve on, I can pull them when they're still young and hot. I'm marrying a girl who's six years younger than me and a model. I don't need to fantasize about some ditzy reality TV star who has to post sex tapes to get noticed.

 

Armenians be wildin'. :MARIS61:

 

I'm sure this model you're marrying has one boob that is a centimeter rounder than the other. She might have a freckle thats out of proportion. Therefore, I wouldn't bone her.

You see what I'm getting at?

You've made these kind of posts several times, its laughable.

I'm sure you're marrying a model, too. I've met you before.

 

I have a 19" penis.

 

FTFY.

 

Go back and look how I didn't say anything about doing or not doing Kim Kardashian in my post. Feel like an idiot? You should. You've met me before? Eight years ago? Congrats. I'm sure you've changed quite a bit in the last eight years. The key is, you were completely forgettable when I met you. Maybe the Moby look works for some people, but it wasn't working for you. Yup, you're a real badass. We can't all post pictures of ourselves with our shirts off I guess...

 

If you won't say it, then I will. I wouldn't do any loudmouthed hateful bitch, no matter how beautiful she is. Especially if I have to compete for her, like some famous actress. Keep life simple.

 

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lol, calm down, dude. All personal because I think its laughable that you critique every hot celebrity breezy thats discussed on this forum.

Cool that you're gonna marry a Lane Bryant nightgown model. Props.

 

breast implants, nose job, botox.

fake. would still insert penis.

 

So let me get this straight... In the three years that we have been posting on this forum I have made "several" posts about celebrity chicks and that was enough to annoy you? Several posts out of 17,602 was enough to raise your ire? That sounds pretty "laughable" to me.