SEC Guy Revealed

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  1. ABM

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    Here he is ladies & gentlemen. And, no, he's not a real doctor. :lol:

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    I have no idea who this is. Is he on Portland sports talk radio regularly?

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    He's a southern (and I mean SOUTHERN) gentleman that thinks SEC football is bigger than Jesus. He was once a sideshow for Chad Doing during the Oregon and Auburn game but I think he's a regular on the show now... like once a week.
     
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    SEC Guy is a radio DJ from Texas. It's just an act. He's a paid performer. He's funny but they really need to explain to people that he's a performer.
     
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    Whats sad is people actually thought he was real. You could tell from the minute he started it was a gig.

    It was really smashed when Dave Smith took a call from him under his REAL name and not the gimmick name. Plus, who is named Cockslaughter, and has a womans name and makes fun of people for having funny names?
     
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    I should work on my Spicoli impersonation and call into SEC area sports radio stations as Pac 12 Guy.
     
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    Actually, from what I understand, he actually lives in Alabama....just does a show for a (I think) Dallas radio station. His disdain for Texas sure came through loud and clear this morning, though. :lol:

    FWIW, here's a few other other pics I took from this morning.

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    Lance Zierlein is a sports talk show host on KMBE 790 AM in Houston, Texas. He formerly hosted sports talk shows on KILT 610 and KGOW 1560 AM in Houston, Texas.

    Lance Zierlein's career began at the age of twelve as the sports editor of the Rosenberg Middle School Town Crier. He graduated from Lamar Consolidated High School in 1988. Following high school he attended Tulane University. After college there is a six-year gap where no one is quite sure what he did. He started in the Houston radio market on KILT and after a falling out with management[1] along with his co-host John Granato the two created a new station KGOW. In 2008 the morning drive time pair was voted "Best Talk Radio" by the Houston Press.[2]
    Lance is well known in both the Houston market and nationally for his fantasy football knowledge.[3]
    Lance is also an active blogger for the Houston Chronicle and publishes a fantasy newsletter and runs an accompanying fantasy news site called The Sideline View[4]


    Lance is known for his multiple personalities that create the various characters present in the 1560 AM shows. Namely:

    • SEC Guy, Dr. Karol Kenton Kogslotter
    • Communist News Network Spokesperson
    • Tony "The Hatchet Man" Valentine
    Lance also performs impressions of sports personalities. Examples include:

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    Yeah, he does his Texas sports show remotely from Gadsden, AL.
     
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    LOL! His Facebook page says he lives in Houston Texas. He talks about taking his kids trick or treating in Houston Texas.

    Next you'll be telling us that Pee Wee Herman actually lives in a playhouse with a talking chair.
     
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    ;) Just havin' some fun. A guy at the event related all that to me this morning.

    Oh, and he also said not to believe everything you read on the internets......











    ...even if it's something ABM trots out. ;)
     
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    For some, strange reason, you kinda remind of that guy, Sly. But, only when you laugh.
     
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    "SEC Guy" cracks me up.
     
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    Then color me embarrassed. I thought he was real the whole time. Sly basically just told.me the equivalent of Santa not being real... Way to crush my childhood.
     
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    Same High School as the Rodgers Bros
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Apology accepted
     
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    Ge puts on a good get-up. :lol:

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    Am I the only one who thinks he's trying to look like a pimp and not whatever it is his character was supposed to dress like?
     

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