Bogus! I just had sex with an NBA player

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  1. 3RA1N1AC

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    when a terrorist sex bomb threat is called in, the logical purpose of providing this information is to allow us to find the sex bomb. The rational object of terrorism is to promote terror. If you would study model behavioral patterns in virtually every case where a threat has turned up a sexual explosive device, you would agree. If we don’t act in accordance with that data — if you ignore it as we have done — the chances are great that if there actually is a sex bomb we might not find it. anal cherries could be lost.
     
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    mmm i like me some martell webster personally, but hell yeah
     
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    So this is what happens when there is a lockout huh?
     
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    Do not try and end the lockout. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

    What truth?

    There is no lockout.

    There is no lockout?

    Then you'll see, that it is not the lockout that ends, it is only yourself.
     
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    Yes, it's the hidden side of sports lockouts. Sexual orgies, involving fans and players.
     
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    someone needs to repost the meme from black friday (baseketball movie) cause thats how i feel reading this thread
     
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    Can we just end this thread? This is just wrong in so many levels.
     
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    Look, Dave … I can see you’re really upset about this … I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly … take a stress pill and think things over … I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
     
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    I am going to bump the FAMS thread!
     
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    Where was Jamal Crawford on this night Mr Speed speaks of?
     
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    We should be just as happy for Speed as we would be for someone that had sex with an WNBA player. The clues would be worthless because I can name maybe two players, but we would be celebrating for years.
     
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    can we get this crap moved to OT?
     
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    The problem is I dont wanna have sex with wnba players no less nba players.

    Does Harlow count?
     
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    Sideline reporters most certainly do not count. Most get their jobs without knowing much and with good looks. Harlow supposedly knew alot, but it was never shown on TV. Stacy Paetz did a good job for the Pacers and hope that we go with her if Porter is moved to a different role.

    You say you would not have sex with an WNBA player now, but what about after eight or twelve brews? Sue Bird is not that bad and would be even better with goggles.
     
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    It's NBA-related. So to speak.
     
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    Do u guys do a thread of the year award? This has to be nominated!!!
     
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    Nowhere near as good as the FAMS thread! Somebody bump it!
     
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    NO SHE DOES NOT!
     

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