Re: Random shit José and Carlos are beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as José, but collects only about $8.00 or $9..00 a day. José brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend. "Hey, amigo," Carlos says to José, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcasefull of ten dollar bills every day? José says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?" Carlos reads his sign: "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support." "What's wrong with that?", Carlos asks him. "No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day!" says José. Carlos says, "All right, what is on your sign?" José shows him:
Re: Random shit [video=youtube;H92MYkHw6OY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H92MYkHw6OY&feature=related[/video]
Re: Random shit Creep factor: [video=youtube;6laGvKtPZYQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6laGvKtPZYQ[/video] The remix: [video=youtube;20F5QlaL8sA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20F5QlaL8sA&feature=related[/video] "We are watching this from the perspective of her severed head."
Re: Random shit I decided to at least temporarily retire the giraffe. I just liked the idea of Herman Caine leering at every post I make. Not sure what that says about me.
Re: Random shit I smiled just like Cain when I read that. It just sounds filthy. I've always liked thinking about people after their 15 minutes of fame are over. I wonder about Joe The Plumber and Boss Hog (Dukes of Hazard) and that "Where's the beef?" lady who has probably been dead 20 years.
Re: Random shit i am working for van halen in manchester on 3/13, and whos opening for them? why kool & the gang, duh!
Re: Random shit PS: The reason I posted this song is because someone in these parts has a girlfriend named Joanna. I asked him if he had ever heard of this song and he said nope. Therefore, it was for his personal edification. Hey, maybe he'll sing it to her!
