Physicists: Our company's products

Actually you are wrong. The laws in Quantum Mechanics actually support positive and negative charges. Nice strawman though. I give you an "A" for effort.

 

Uh oh.

 

Dammit, Mags! I swear you are doing this on purpose just to FORCE somebody to correct your use of scientific and rhetorical terms!

 

Well back me up man! You know why science knows it is negatively charged. AND DAMMIT this isn't theism! Hahahahaha

 

Honestly, I don't know enough about the composition of your product to say what it does conclusively, but I can tell you that positive and negative charges were recognized hundreds of years before quantum mechanics appeared. What you are dealing with is chemistry, not modern physics.

Anyway, I don't think MARIS was arguing the existence of negative charges -- I think he was making a jab at your product, insinuating that it doesn't work. As for me, I will remain agnostic about it until I get the chance to try it for myself.

 

The FDA is pretty incompetent so don't trust them.

 

Was just making a joke.

I was thinking of coming up for the meet and greet but it sounds like I'd have to sit through the equivalent of an Amway presentation.

 

For best results, read this (in your head) in a Grandpa Simpson voice.

 

i ran out of breath in my head before i got to the end

 

Sounds like your brain needs more dissolved oxygen -- have I got a product for you!