Batum Questions

I'm sweating profusely because some message board poster on Minnesota's forum made up a rumor.

 

fuck, kahn will destroy us all

 

I sweat more knowing that Chad is making important basketball decisions.

 

This forum would implode if they lost Batum. Can't have that. He's a perfect player.

 

batum is far less handsome than martell webster, so that begs the question...how can an adonis like webby have confidence issues? small penis maybe? hmmm the mind wanders

 

Here's your homework for the night:

Google the term Bird Rights.

 

I scorn your taste in men.

 

Can I turn it in early?

http://www.myspace.com/birdrights

Please keep this thread on topic and basketball related. No one cares about your favorite band.

All discussion is about the perfect basketball player that is Nicolas Batum and how he will lead the Blazers to a championship.

 

Why are you against championships?

 

to each their own fair maiden, 'tell just does it for me

 

Agreed.

 

What would give you that idea?

I'm the one trying to keep this topic on track and talk. Mickzagger is talking about his favorite band. Obviously one of us is more serious about championships than the other.

 

batums face is like all crooked and shit, call me old fashioned, but i appreciate symmetry in a potential mate