Raymonds new nickname

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  1. Sinobas

    Sinobas Banned User BANNED

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    I propose that we change Raymond's official nickname for the remainder of the season from Failton to "Thanks Chunk".

    Wow! I've never seen a guard with such an uncanny ability to commit silly turnovers in crunch time. I'd rather Portland just play Jonny Flynn all the time....
     
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    Thanks chunk?

    You need to try harder

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    Sinobas Banned User BANNED

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    He's fat, he's a clutz, and he's helping us tank. Haven't you ever seen Goonies?
     
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    "Bizarro Jesus"

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    I'm gonna call him Cowbell!

    'cause I gotta have more of that tanky goodness!
     
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    "Damon Slothamire"

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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    How about Footsie Felton.
     
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    +1 :MARIS61:
     
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    Chunk is good. "Baby... RUTH!"
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Thank god for Feltank.
     
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    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    Just Ray

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    Yeah, Chunk broke a tank in the movie Goonies, adding yet another metaphoric dimension to the "Thank's Chunk" nickname.
     
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    That Ray would at least be able to hear the coach.
     
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    Cupcake. And that really is his nickname. :lol:
     
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    B-Roy If it takes months

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    Gimme some credit here haha! I love making up Failton nicknames!
     
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    My buddy covered the last home game before this one... He said that they served creamuffs in the buffet for the press, and that Quick was calling them Feltons.
     
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    That smile and shrug after he dribbled the ball off his foot was hilarious! It reminded me of the look Jordan gave when he was on fire from 3pt range in the NBA Finals against the Blazers. That defintely needs to be giffafied.
     
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    "Supertanker"

    Or if you want to be more specific: "Exxon Valdez"

    barfo
     
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    Someone needs to get busy thinking up a good Rain Main tie-in.
     

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