Just Stuck Nails Through My Scrotum for the First Time

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    Mind-blowing
     
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    Lol!
     
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    further proof that Paul Allen is selling the Blazers and moving them to Obamas home nation.
     
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    Really? Be right back. This sounds awesome. I'll let you know how it goes........
     
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    I'm keeping mental notes. I'll expand on this experience later. Right now, things have taken a turn for the worse.
     
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    Pain or pleasure?
     
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    It's like a sweet and sour sauce, except very sour right now. But I'm seeing a lot of red.
     
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    I've heard of others having bad experiences while hammering nails through their scrotum, but it's actually quite liberating. I consider those who would find it a negative experience to be mentally and physically weak.
     
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    Oops. I accidentally used wood screws. Now I'm attached to a picnic bench and I don't know what to do.......bleeding.
     
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    You have a scrotum? I didn't think you were the type.
     
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    rookies, ive been nailing since i was 13, try sticking one down your peehole, we more enlightened cats refer to this as "sounding"
     
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    Just tried it and had a very terrible experience. I may try it again. Maybe the routine was bunk. Need to find a better nail and hammer dealer. The shit I'm getting seems laced with turpentine. I hate when I can't get pure metal. I feel ripped off!
     
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    HA HA!!! Nice work PapaG.
     
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    I get a similar sensation every time I read on of the OP's rants about the mods.

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