Elliot Williams out for the season?

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  1. e_blazer

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    I'd suggest we sacrifice a virgin to placate the basketball gods, but I doubt that there's much chance of finding one around here.
     
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    Actually, this is good news. Remember the Sleeping Beauty, where the good fairly says she can't undo the curse of the wicked fairy but can soften it? Sleep instead of death?

    The good fairy can't undo the Curse of the Blazers Knees, but she softened it. Elliot Williams instead of Lillard or LMA or Nic. Unlike past when it was Oden and Roy.
     
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    Forget the virgin offering - since everyone here speaks so frequently and fondly of HCP's wife - perhaps she is the ultimate choice to please the basketball Gods! Give 'em a real baller :confused: and the curse shall be lifted!
    :devilwink:
     
    BoomChakaLaka, Sep 12, 2012
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    Only kidding HCP ;)
     
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    I thought we weren't allowed by certain poo pooers to bring up Mrs HCP?
     
    Mediocre Man, Sep 12, 2012
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    Hey - the curse must be lifted at all costs!
     
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    Are you volunteering to be the sacrifice, e_blazer?
     
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  8. e_blazer

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    Heh! I've got 3 kids and 4 grandkids to attest that I cashed in my virgin card a long time ago.
     
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    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    Heh! that's what you think! They're actually the HCP's kids.
     
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    The sad thing is, I had to look to see if this was an old thread.
     
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  11. e_blazer

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    Somehow, as soon as I clicked the Post button, I knew that I'd get this response.

    Fortunately, none of them look like HCP in the least.
     
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    Spud147 Mercy Mercy

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    I like it... and I swear it has nothing to do with the fact that the "joke" is so mind numbingly old. :smiley-fingersx:
     
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  13. Spud147

    Spud147 Mercy Mercy

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    I did the same thing! I just thought it couldn't possibly be true. That poor kid!
     
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    By this logic, European countries that aren't part of the whole Euro shenanigans aren't part of Europe.

    Sound logic.
     
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    Where's Mixum when we need him?
     
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    I say f*** the naysayers. When did you ever follow directions, anyway, MM?
     
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    2.0, remember?
     
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    A female one at least. My guess is there are plenty of male virgins on this board.

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  19. BLAZINGGIANTS

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    I remember. You still seem to do your own thing, but in a nicer way.
     
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    No more. I am a follower like the lemmings that poo pooed the Mrs HCP jokes
     
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