Sly, you should check with the Game and see if they are doing a bus trip to Spirit Mtn Casino. I have done that before and it was a very nice time with nachos and hot dogs and burgers included at the casino.
ABM tells me you get stinking blind drunk and vomit all over the table before they have to refrain you from assualting the waitress. Hmmmmm.........., that might be worth it just to watch you.
..and following their loss, here's an idea of what they may very well go through at home... http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151549534334922