[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

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  1. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Depends on the length: 30 minutes for $40? $10. 60 minutes for $40? $20.
     
  2. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Is she legit?
     
  3. MickZagger

    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    She is. Very legit. Deep tissue. Hot accent. Super nice body. I'll be coming back.

    $60 though.
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    That's a good price for a legit massage. It's a tough business (my mother-in-law was a licensed masseuse for 20 years).
     
  5. MickZagger

    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, the basement thing kinda creeped me out. I didn't know if I'd walk down the stairs never to be heard from again.
     
  6. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    i did hit the gym. the massage places...apparantly you need to make appointment...and the others were closed. did have to take a pre-workout shower, i think i was hungover today...had a dinner last night and I had wine and scotch throughout the night, but not enough to get superwasted.

    i'm tired as fuck though now. fuck. the thing I went to was a lecture on geochemistry. :MARIS61:

    lots of artsy-nerdy girls there....they seem kind of slutty for some reason. moreso than bar skanks.
     
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  7. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    did you ask for extras?
     
  8. MickZagger

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    I'm thinking next time.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    best thing to do is to have your hand wander and touch her on the thigh while she's giving you a massage. and sport major wood, she'll know what's up.
     
  10. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Sayler's old country kitchen...yay or nay. used to ALWAYS go there as a kid in beaverton...but not the eastside one. kind of crappy cuts of steaks but whatever, might be good for old times sake....
     
  11. 3RA1N1AC

    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    went there when i was 11 and ate like 14 bowls of ice cream and when we got back to the car i barfed all the fuck over the backseat. sprinkles :)
     
  12. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    their mushroom sauce was the bomb .same with their relish trays.
     
  13. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    went out with the blond cougar tonight...turns out she's like 5 years younger than me. lol. made out and finger banged her in the car but she had to get back to her husband or boyfriend or whatever. lol. its on though. fuck. when she was going through her phone there were a few shots of her pussy she took of herself. ungh.
     
  14. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    never heard from that newscaster chick though. fuck. she was the bomb.
     
  15. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I'll probably never hear from her again, but she's at the 11 sec mark in the red top.

    [video=youtube;jo2YS50wX9k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo2YS50wX9k[/video]
     
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    You meet her on Christian mingle?
     
  17. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    nah, at a bar.
     
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    she lives in bakersfield which is 2 hours away, she wanted me to go there today, I said no b/c i was too busy, she might come back up here tonight. :MARIS61:
     
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    I bet it turns out that her husband is one of those guys who likes to watch.
     
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    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    hopefully, that shit is hot
     

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