Former Blazer dancer Lindsey arrested

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  1. SlyPokerDog

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    Oh......identity theft. My guess was an excessive lap dance for Mags et al.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I hate it when good girls go bad. Just...hate...it.
     
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    Hey......do you think she might want the Talkin' Ball gig?
     
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    Oops! Wonder what the details are and how she got caught. I think she's the one that went to HS with my cousin out at Clackamas.
     
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    No, I think she is headed towards a career of doing something else with balls.
     
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    :biglaugh: Perhaps an extended interview with The HCP could get her on the right career path, or maybe a job at Dave's Killer Bread?
     
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    SHE SHOULD HAVE PRETENDED SHE WAS BLAZER DANCER CRISSY SINCE SHES SO GOOD AT STEALING IDENTITIES (THEN AGAIN MAYBE SHE ISN'T);
     
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    They should arrest the majority of the current dancer squad for not being hot enough.
     
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    Maybe it is Crissy, and she's just that good at stealing identities!
     
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    AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your BEST post ever! AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
     
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    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, a shot across the bow...
     
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    We used to have a token redhead...
     
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    not that I ever watched it, but didn't they have some kind of competition on CSNNW a couple of years ago to select the best? THESE are the best in Portland?
     
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    And did Ione retire?
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Yes, she did.

    Sigh...
     
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    Ione is a singer now, yes?
     

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