Mexican vacation?

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  1. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

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    Besides the cartel be-headings and crazy murder rate, there are dogs to consider.

    http://news.msn.com/world/officials...d-4-in-a-park-near-mexico-city?ocid=ansnews11

    Stray dogs mauled and killed four people whose bodies were found over the past two weeks in a park on the edge of Mexico City, authorities said Monday. In one case, a teenage girl frantically called her sister with her cellphone to plead for help as the attack took place.

    Neighbors of the Cerro de la Estrella, a partly wooded, hilltop park surrounded by the city's poor and populous Iztapalapa district, first found the bodies of a 26-year-old woman and a 1-year-old child in the area Dec. 29, authorities in Mexico's capital said.

    The woman, Shunashi Mendoza, was missing her left arm, and prosecutors said that both she and the boy had bled to death and been partially eaten.

    On Friday, visitors to the park found the bodies of a teenage couple who had also bled to death.

    "Experts have established that due to the gravity of the wounds, at least 10 dogs were involved in each attack," Mexico City prosecutors said in a statement.

    In the second attack, Alejandra Ruiz, 15, and her boyfriend Samuel Martinez, 16, had gone to the park Friday afternoon.

    The girl called her sister, Diana Ruiz, at 7 p.m. pleading for help.

    "Several dogs are attacking us, help me!" the girl screamed. Then the call was disconnected.
     
  2. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    Better stick to the Cinco De Mayo restaurant in La Pine.
     
  3. speeds

    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    Bullshit detector going off, here.

    Can't picture someone using that word under those circumstances.
     
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    Step 1: Book an all inclusive resort

    Step 2: Stay at said resort and don't leave
     
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    porkchopexpress Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like a horribly boring time.
     
  6. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    +1.

    {Poasted via palm pilot}
     
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Apparently you have never been on an all inclusive vacation. Or at least not a good one
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    #crackaazzvacations
     
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    Why would I fly down to Mexico just to eat and drink at a resort full of Americans? It's the same reason I'd go crazy on a cruise.
     
  10. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    HEY YOU CAN EAT ALL THE AUTHENTIC NACHOS YOUR HEART DESIRES. AND MARGARITAS. TOTALLY AUTHENTIC!
     
  11. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    all inclusive vacations are where gringos go to have brown people serve them. they get off on it. :MARIS61:
     
  12. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    My guess it's poorly translated...
     
  13. Jayps15

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    She probably wasn't speaking english, poor translation/lost in translation is entirely possible.
     
  14. speeds

    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    Fair enough.
     
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    After getting hassled non-stop on the beach in Cabo by people selling souvenirs, the only way I go back is if it is a resort. My wife and I keep to ourselves on our cruises and love them.
     
  16. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Yeah, last time I went to Portland some homeless guy asked me for money. Gross!!!! Now I just stay at Bridgeport village. Nope, not missing out on anything!
     
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    It was actually:

    I say, m'dear, a goodly number of canines are chewing me arm off! I don't mean to interrupt your tea-time, but please ring for assistance forthwith! Toodoloo now!

    barfo
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    "These dogs are a cancer to this state and this country"
     
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    if you're attacked by 10 dogs and only have a government-regulated 8-round magazine, you're hurting.
     
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    Filling out forms and waiting the mandatory 3 days to pick up your new firearm could also be inconvenient.
     

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