Oh my god what a fun game!

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    The Rose Garden was a rockin' tonight! Watching a game with Blazer Wookiee is always a hilarious adventure.

    Some Knicks fan showed up drunk as shit, sat right in front of us. Half way through the 3rd qrt he was passed out in his seat. Sooooooo funny.

    I've heard the RG boo before but not the entire game. Every time Felton touched the ball he was boo'd!
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    The first game against Hedo after he spurned us was like that. Full on, hardcore booing every time he touched the ball. I wish I'd seen this game in person, though. Fuck Fat Felton!
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Omg he was sooo pissed of my heckles. Even the crowd was telling me I was really kissing him off. It was a thing if beauty.


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    Crowd was loud and booed Felton all the time.
     
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    Come on magnifier, give an example!

    I remember, before they tore up the stadium, how the A's bleacher creatures would ride opposing players and the more annoyance they showed, the more we'd ride them. Creatively, without profanity or references to their wives or mothers!
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    That was a blast, thank you, Mags! I thoroughly enjoyed meeting you, the lovely and charming soon-to-be-Mrs. Mags, and the rest of your family. You should be proud of the job you've done on those kids, they're smart, funny, and polite.

    My voice is kind of hoarse this morning. Sly and I started yelling "DO-NUTS!" instead of "DE-FENSE" towards the end of the second quarter, and the Knicks didn't score for the rest of the half. There were a few Knicks fans a few rows in front of us who appreciated the humor in it.

    Sleeping Knick Fan had what looked like a pretty danged expensive watch. I'll try to post the picture I took of him while he was snoozing, just before the Greycoats came and woke him up.

    And thank you, mgb, for making your seats available to us.

    Met Jerome Kersey, he chuckled when I explained the "DO-NUTS" chant to him, as did both Ben from Blazers Edge and Sarah from the Blazers.

    Sly, I hadn't noticed that those almonds were wasabi and soy when I opened them on the way home last night. I'm just glad I wasn't going through a construction zone when I popped the first couple into my mouth, lol...
     
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    My favorite Wookie cheer moment was when we started yelling "DEEE-Fense" during the FanFest. People went from "WTF?!" to "LOL!" in about 3 seconds.
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Heheheheheh!! I had forgotten that one, lol!

    My three favorites:

    "Who's your nanny?" to Ruben Patterson
    "Nice tiara, Princess!" and "Princess Mikey" to Mike Miller
    "Hey Dan, do me a favor and arch your back a little more when you do that!" to Dan Dickau as he was bent over stretching his hamstrings, his butt pointed towards me, as I was sitting in the second row right under the hoop...
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Oh man there were so many.

    1.) everytime Felton was on Lillard, I kept screaming "hey donut man, you can't guard Lillard!"

    2.) hey failton; why you smiling?! You think it's funny to be burned by your replacement?

    3.) "hey hey hey it's fat Felton!"

    4.) "Felton, we gonna see each other at voodoo tonight after the game?"

    5.). "Failton, just go home man. You aren't doing anything to help your team!"
     
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    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    Mags, has Sly taken you to Salt & Straw ice cream yet?
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    No I haven't been there
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Sly! We made it into Ben's media row report on Blazersedge.com!

     
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    Please tell me you dumped popcorn or something on him... or messed with him in some evil way!
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Ouch!

    Bastard!
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Ouch, nothing! If that don't get me laid, nothing will!

    Sigh...
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    He was a good sport, though, lol...
     
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    Wookiee rubbed his dick on the guys lips.
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Omg hahahahahahahaha!
     
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    Yeah, and the whole time you were fondling your hot nuts...
     
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    Hey, I asked if you wanted some.
     

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