Happy Easter!

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  1. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Never said I didn't believe in evolution. I've said that I'm open to it. Don't say I 100% believe all of it though.

    As for the little girl. Your work is a bit hard; but much easier to explain to those in the field right? How hard would it be to explain this to a someone having zero idea and concept of billions of years? Explain physics to a farmer.

    I bet if you sat in a physics class; you'd probably be turned off in the first 10 minutes.

    Now think of how would you be able to explain things to men far less advanced as you are now.
     
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    According to the bible, the flood lasted 370 days....... all those animals stayed in that ark and survived for over a year?
     
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    Can't we just get back to celebrating the Easter Bunny?
     
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    i once built a boat for 120 years, shit was boring as fuck
     
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    My bad...... Happy Easter Everybody whatever you believe.
     
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    How about all the microscopic species? What about plant species and fish, which need aquariums? Don't forget mushroom fungae 120 feet long underground, the Earth's biggest species. How about the giant species from every planet in the universe? Were all these animals crapping?

    Why haven't biologists discovered a genetic discontinuity in every species, all originating from the same time?
     
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    We did a big Easter egg hunt at my nephew's farm. One for the kids (mostly candy) and one for the adults. (candy, but cash, as well.) I scored a whole $2! Whoo Hoo!

    The food was delish, the weather was almost incomparable for the last day in March in Oregon, and the company proved to be enlightening. It was a grand affair!
     
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    Mushrooms (fungi) spores can be stored for years. Bacteria can spore form and hibernate for hundreds of years.

    Animal crap could easily be thrown out. They weren't in a sealed, airless box! Lol.

    I thought you would know this already, with your self proclaimed brilliance!
     
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    Sounds like a good time.
     
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    Yum and awesome! Yeah the fellowship that these holidays brings gives me such joy. Mainly "joy to me bell-eh!"
     
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    Where have I self-proclaimed my obvious brilliance? I'm normally too humble to educate you little people. So did Noah make the fish tanks out of stone, like Fred Flintstone? Did he carry every plant species? Yes, mushrooms can be stored a long time, in Wilma's rock refrigerator.
     
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    He's either saying, "Bite 'cha" or, "Hey Meester. Manicure only 5 pesos."
     
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    Fish are part of the animal kingdom; but they can live in water. The eggs can be in hibernation too.

    Plants are not animals FYI.
     
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    Some plant species would survive 40 days underwater, but many would become extinct. Did Noah carry all animals from Earth, or was it all animals from the Universe?

    I'm picturing Fred and Wilma holding down Bugs and Porky, who are squirming and leaping to escape. The Road Runner would definitely get out of the large room below deck. Did Fred, I mean Noah, chain the animals?

    Was sex allowed? Some animals, like mosquitoes, live less than 40 days and must reproduce. Did Noah make a valiant effort to preserve houseflies and rats for our benefit?
     
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    The earth is actually the ark.
     
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    You clearly can't recognize magic when you see it.
     
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    Curious what they fed the snakes and gators and wolves and eagles.
     
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    http://www.the-lizard-lounge.com/content/library/behavior/hibernation.asp

    Gators and snakes can be forced into hibernation. If the climate is cold enough and they are aware that food is not abundant; they can hibernate.

    Wolves and Eagles? I don't know, Mice? You think they didn't bring in food to go with the animals?
     

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