Never been arrested or ticketed. I did have a cop stop while I was pulled over on the side of the freeway having sex in a VW Bug once though. After hastily throwing my shirt over my junk, he told us to drive 5 miles south and go to a park that they never patrol. I was thankful.
Yes. I spent about an hour in 'custody', and plead guilty to a misdemeanor when I was 19. My 'sentence' was a $25 fine. I actually got a check from the county, since my bail was $50.
Yes, my arresting officer was Leslie Kipper But the charges were dropped. 'twas just a very minor bit of unintended vandalism back in high school.
Most former misdemeanors are now felonies, ever since Republicans lengthened sentences in the 80s-90s. The distinction between misdemeanor and felony has no meaning now.
I know. I had to fight this bogus 'conviction' in the '90s after Clinton was President and right before I got my first real job at Gallo. I was "red-flagged" before it was known. Still got the job, though.
Those years in the 90s after Clinton was president were like the Twilight Zone. His men probably red-flagged you as a red stater.
I was booked and processed by a female deputy who was in one of my classes. Yes, she did have to pat my junk. We never brought it up again...
Tell me you broke out of jail...my respect for you grows...go ahead, tell us a whopper, it will make you friends...I'm starting to think you're cool...
I got busted for being drunk in Corvallis. I was 20 and it was the first time I had ever been drunk..... very unfortunate.
Got a drunk in public a few days after my 21st birthday. Didn't get charged with anything which made it feel like such a massive waste of time and money for all involved.