Ducks vs Nicholls game thread

My god they're so fucking stupid... Their coach should kick all their asses. I'm actually mad at Nichols for being do awful at easy shit.

 

They have; we should have 60 points by now! We've held teams to no first downs before! They're good in some ways and worse than Pop Warner in others.

 

I just don't understand why we don't use Lyerla more.... Helfrich is just as predictable as Chip was.

 

Maybe they don't like the fact that he thought Newtown CT was an inside job.

 

Eh, I don't think they're trying very hard right now. The team was going full blast in the first half. I don't think it's so bad.

Also, you have to give the defense some time. They've lost some huge components from last season. Jordan, Clay, and Alonso were huge for us last year.

 

Our secondary was pretty bad last season too...

 

These announcers keep talking like the game is close...

 

But man they make me smile on offense. DAT looks like he's playing more burly, too.

 

Only 45 points by the end of the 3rd? Someone is slipping!

 

35 points is close for an Oregon opener.

 

They won't score 45 against the professionals in the SEC...

 

Well, players are more motivated when they're getting paid

 

Indeed!

 

Over under on another delay of game in the 3rd?

 

Who is going to give you more yards? The guy driving the Benz or the guy driving the 1989 Civic?

 

It's like these guys were asked to give equal praise to both teams regardless of facts.

 

It's not just that.... it's shit like, "oh the Ducks better do something here or they're in trouble..."

 

It's the football equivilent of a climate change debate... It is Fox, after all.

 

These guys! Hilarious.... "Will the starters play the 4th quarter? Maybe. Nicholls is playing so well!"

 

Is it really that hard to get to the line?