If you could be a sports star?

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  1. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I'm pretty sure Ronaldo's list is much more impressive.
     
  2. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Eh.... I'm not sure. I might be wrong, but the rumors I heard was:

    Mariah Carey
    Jessica Alba
    Jessica Biel
    Vida Guerra
    Jordan Brewster
    Adriana Lima
    Minka Kelly

    That's a pretty damn impressive list.
     
  3. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    So he like blondes?
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Dude, he hooked up with each of those girls in their prime. Think about how hot Mariah Carey was in the late 90s. That's when they were hooking up. Carey, Biel, and Alba are ridiculously hot. Plus...... Adriana Lima? Good god.
     
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    Adriama Lima claims she was a virgin until she married Marko Jaric I believe? maybe she's lying but dunno. I just picture him banging little slumpbusters with heavy NY accents more though while Ronaldo's banging models on yachts.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    If I'm looking to bang models, it's MotoGP star all the way.

    http://www.motogp.com/en/photos/paddock girls/2013/USA#Paddock-Girl-Red-Bull-U-S-Grand-Prix-555349

    Different girls at every race. That's what I call a target rich environment.
     
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    Golf. You can play forever and I hear the pros score better than ABM on dating sites.
     
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    As someone slightly older than most people here, I say ss or cf in MLB. Something about those two positions are a little romanticized for people in my generation still. probably for a team like the Dodgers (who I don't like) so I could live as a gazillionaire in Southern California.
     
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    I don't think I'd like a "spotlight" sport. I'm not a spotlight person. Maybe a swimmer?
     
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    Would anyone like to be in the WWE?
     
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    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    that's a different woman, every day for 27.4 years.
     
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    Big mountain snowboarding.
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    then you'd be in a swimsuit all the time!
     
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    I would like to be a professional bowler
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Just be a woman golfer. They aren't that popular and make good money
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Formula 1. I'd love to kick ass all over those spoiled rotten greasy little eurodouches.

    And bang models.
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    You remind me of oppie from sons of anarchy
     
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    Or 10 women a day for 2.74 years.'

    I think I would choose tennis or golf.
     

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