The stupidest/funnest thing you'd do if you won $100 million

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  1. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Buy every 60s vw van and a recent edition of Bigfoot and crush as many as I could. I actually have had this planned but wanted to be a billionaire first
     
  2. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I don't talk to my aunt anymore, so it might be hard to get a bunch of Asian ladies into her house.
     
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    You're having HCP move in?
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Just tell them its an outlet mall.

    hoop fam
     
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    I'd buy El Prez a bigger cawk and ballz. So he can live the good life.
     
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    Nate my Brother, I like the way you think..hahahaahaa

    About the dumbest thing I can think of is to get a suite at the Moda center, arrange transportation and lodging for everyone on this nut house, and party till even Mags cries uncle
     
  7. Further

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    It's coming down fast. I heard very soon it will only be $225,000. That would be on my list. Also, some Vietnamese I know from traveling, make those friends all wealthy. Lastly, buy a 23 window VW Bus.



    Oh, and give 10% to mags church.
     
  8. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Hahaha
     
  9. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    I really want a 23 window too! They are so fucking expensive man!

    Glad you can help out our church!
     
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    Wanted to buy one when I was around 20, tried to borrow 10k from my dad but he said it was a terrible investment. Even though that same bus today would be worth north of 150k, my dad was probably right, I would have turned it into a giant bong or something stupid like that.
     
  11. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Lmao!!!! I had a buddy that had one all tricked out. I fell in love with it. He totaled it though. It was 30 years ago though; so the price wasn't too bad
     
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    Well I have wanted Portland to get an NHL team but I don't think 100 Million would be enough.
     
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    I'd hire Van Halen to play my birthday party.
     
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    Winner winner chicken dinner! That is the most stupid thing posted yet!
     
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    Who would be the lead singer? Sammy Hagar or David Lee Roth? Or did you mean Eddie Van Halen?
     
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    Have none of you ever seen Fast Times at Ridgemont High?

    David Lee, it has to be David Lee Roth.
     
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