Oh boy. Things are getting crazier. I found Mixum. I spent the early part of the evening asking around Hartford. Some never heard of him, some said he was banished and exiled from a message board and some threatened to shoot me. Finally a bartender in Hartford club district tipped me that he may be found at a dive bar called "The Wild Turkey" on the docks of the CT river. I was ecstatic and nervous. It was suggested I take a paddle boat to get to this bar so I rented one and arrived at this establishment around 1130. It was a rugged bar with all types of people. Matadors, midgets, and maybe few professional wrestlers even. The woman were fierce but appealing. I entered to loud music and one of my personal faves..... "Together Forever" by Rick Ashley. The Wild Turkey was rocking. I went to the bar for a drink where I was greeted by what appeared to be a 21 year old prostitute. She handed me a drink then left. I figured it was time to meet mixum. Gasp. I walked toward the Dj booth and saw a man with dark features. Looked like he hadn't shaven in some time. I wanted to blend in so I requested a song. Keeping with the 80s style I blurted out the first song I could think of.... Safety Dance... Men without hats. After an awkward pause I introduced myself as a memeber of the S2 community. Then I blacked out. I woke up on a park bench in Hartford. That's all I remember. Perhaps the prostitute put something in my drink sadly. I do remember him saying something quickly about Mickie P? I will continue the search fellas.
I admit, I chuckled. But seriously, we only have room for two deranged story tellers. Until Jlprk or brainiac leave, you'll have to stop.
Hcp let us know what mixum tweets! See if he mentioned last night at the turkey! Keep up good work fams!!!!
i understand that you're getting a little humor out of this (who knows, you might be incorporating it into your radio gig)...but seriously, if you don't want to be associated with that name anymore, just say so. Another thing to do (which you arent) is that if someone brings up the name, ignore it. All you're doing is confirming you are him. by spelling his name wrong, making up some story about 'searching for him' (because yeah, I'm sure you go by the name "mixum" in real life and people would know you by that name). Like I said, if you want to come back and not have to deal with people pointing out that we're not stupid and know it's you, just say "ok, it's me. I'm mixum. Yeah, I'm a tad over the top, but come on...just let it go", and I'm willing to bet 99% of the people here would be like "meh, who cares. we already knew it was you". You aren't pulling a fast one, you aren't being clever. You're like a middle school kid who thinks that he's pulling a fast one on his teacher by turning in an essay he copied from a website online...not knowing that teachers know how to use google too, and know it's a fake essay.
I like it. My new operating assumption is that Carlito is someone in search of Mixum. And a writer of longer paragraphs, to boot. Carlito, give us more episodes in the syndication of your quest.
So simply, yet so simply over HCP's head. Yet, simply so true. Nice translation work, Mags. You had to work as hard as if you were translating "apartment" to him in Spanish ("apartmento").
