Just had three of them knock on my door. My family briefly attended the church 19 years ago. My parents moved out of state 2 years ago, and in that time I've moved three times myself. How do they find me? Anyways, I had to tell them I wasn't interested many times to get them to leave. Now that they've found me, they'll probably be back. If they do this again, I might have to be a little rude to get my point across.
In my experience, no it doesn't. They aren't soliciting. They are providing "the word" for free. They do often offer to help with basic household chores - you could always take advantage and then say thanks but no thanks. I think it's better to be clear you're not interested. Wilsonville has a fairly big Mormon population - we used to get missionaries (that we're staying with local Mormon families) on a regular basis. Some of them were pretty intense/forceful.
Well god being an alien and coming to earth to actually bang the virgin Mary is as plausible as any other story. Plus harems bro.
If they come back I don't know how well I can resist converting.. I could use some new underwear. Sent from my banana using Tapatalk 4
Have you ever tried the approach to annoy them so much, they want to leave? I heard if you tell them, you are open to what they have to say as long as you share time. You start first and get 5 minutes, then you give them minutes. Your 5 minutes are important, so be creative. I've seen people pull out porn mags, to introducing them to the church of satan. Whatever topic, it needs to be something that turns them completely off.
Or come out just wearing girl lingerie and be like "omg yes, please come in!" "I haven't spoke to anyone since the Jehovah witnesses were stuck in my basement!"
Just tell them you ARE Mormon, but you don't go to church because they are too mainstream with the no polygamy and pretending to accept dark people
