I went to school with a girl a couple years older than me than was in a few playboy videos.. I know Taylor Hart (Oregon DT and probably future NFL player) Both from Tualatin, FAMS!
Oh ya, I had a couple classes in college and was even group partners on an assignment with a chick that became a pornstar well known for taking large quantities of BBC. Not even joking. She went to high school at central catholic.
I grew up with someone who claimed they were related to an NFL QB (Chris Miller? I think...not sure if the person was full of shit and this WAS like 1992 or something). I grew up with one of Phil Knight's nephews. I knew one of Damon Stoudamire's cousins growing up. My cousin was on the short list for Secretary of State in the Clinton Administration. i just tutored a kid whose brother plays for the st louis cardinals My friends gf is going to be in Hustler this month. I've only chilled with her a couple times though. Jonathan Stewart. My cousins went to Timberline up in Lacey and are friends with him. When I met him he was my favorite Duck so I was kinda awestruck as a 12 year old. Not yet but eventually Kate Upton will be the mother of my children. I'm Kellen Clemens's second cousin (our grandmothers were sisters). Above and beyond that, I played catch with him at our great grandparents' 50th wedding anniversary back in the 80's, when he was 5 and I was 12. I like to think I got him started on the path to football. I'm friends with Thomas Tyner's dad. My uncle pitched 12 years with the MLB. Also, my mom grew up right next to AC Green in North Portland and was really good friends with him and his brother. My dads uncle was one of the best defensive shortstops in mlb history I have a tattoo that if you google it, it's the most famous for what it says. I have a distant cousin that is one of the greats in Euro soccer. My other distant cousin played for New England for years, and was considered their star before Bledsoe. My uncle helped start AOL, and worked at Yahoo for years, running a department that made them their most money (and was friendly with their CEO), worked for someone Time mag named one of the most influential in technology industry for the next decade, knows the head of the FBI, etc. I know David Lucas (son of Maurice, big deal for me). I know Steve Johnson. I know Germany's best known winemaker (he's considered one of the best in the world). I know many celeb winemakers (though it means little to most of you). My friend is married to a long-term KGW reporter. I'm good friend with a few peeps that are well-known rappers in the local scene. My friend is partial owner in one of the best-known local burger joints. I know the best OSU receiver (I also know the Reser's and have season tickets for knowing them). My wife's aunt dated Oscar de la Hoya. 5th cousins with the Kostelic skiers from Croatia. One of my golfing buddies caddies for Ben Crane. I was in a Blazers commercial. I wwnt to school with Eric Castle who played for the Chargers in the Super Bowl. My Dad knew Scatman Crothers. My Stepmother was once married to the stuntman that Jonathan Winters pushed through the gas station wall in It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. She was very good friends with Robert Conrad. I once drank beer with Pat Travers. I was paid by Metal Church to take live photos for an upcoming tour of Japan. I was an extra in a movie that still hasn't been released. I talked smack to Mario Elie in a bar after his first game back as a Rocket without having the faintest idea who he was. I nailed a chick two nights before she got nailed by Cliff Robinson. My boss sings for a local band who opened for Three Dog Night at the Linn County Fair. I went to school with the guys who sold pit bulls to Zach and Quintel. My cousin played about two dozen different alien characters on Babylon 5 and Star Trek TNG. I have an autographed photo of Eric Millegan on my desk. My uncle was a finalist for Ambassador to Mexico. Went to school with Fred Jones, slam dunk champ! I met HCP once. some sports guys through my brother, some music guys through years of of playing, my cousin being a studio musician and composer. Some movie folks through friends and social events. I've talked to THE Eric Millegan on an internet message board. My grandpa was good friends with AC's dad, so I got to meet AC. He hooked me up with autographs from all the Suns back in the day (when KJ and Barkley were on the team). I went to school with a girl a couple years older than me than was in a few playboy videos.. I know Taylor Hart (Oregon DT and probably future NFL player) I'm the Queen of England I've talked to the Queen of England on an internet message board.
I hooked up with a stripper/aspiring porn star once. Dumbest chick I ever met. She was so dumb that if she ever made it as a porn star, she would have surpassed her God-given potential.
Yeah, some girl at my grade school eventually became porn star Micah Moore. Also a few girls I knew who eventually became porn stars but kind of low budge though.
This chicks name was Christine later to be known as Savannah Stern. She was cool as fuck and you could tell she was DTF especially black dudes. Kind of a jive though. Seems like there's a lot of pornstars that come from the Portland area.
I went to HS and played ball with a guy nicknamed "Juice". Believe or not, he didn't get that name because he took steroids. No, he earned his nicknamed the hard way. He was showering in the gym locker room after hoops' practice, and another guy on the team ran over to fart on him (why, I have no idea, but that's beside the point). Sadly, more than the fart come out, and the poor guy's leg was covered in an oily yet brown liquid that we called butt juice. He was pretty famous for the last year of HS after that story made the rounds.
Odd how the guy who got farted on got the nickname. Btw, if this quote "Sadly, more than the fart come out, and the poor guy's leg was covered in an oily yet brown liquid that we called butt juice." doesn't make jlprks cut, I'll be very upset.
I've often pondered that very thing over the last two decades. Seems unfortunate, as he was merely the juicee, and not the juicer.
Wait, what? You wish you'd been pooped on? We're learning too much about you and your likes, man. BTW, great story.
He wants to be famous. I'm willing to make his dreams come true. I mean, he'd be a legend on this board if he let me poop on him. My shit's golden, BTW.
