Outstanding business idea

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  1. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    WTF?!?!?!?! OMG you Portlandians are fucking crazy!
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I might try this. hah.
     
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    ...outstanding, if you like being dry humped by strangers all day :dunno:
     
  5. tlongII

    tlongII Legendary Poster

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  6. HailBlazers

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    Hilarious. Saw that article yesterday but missed that part! :lol:
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Cool concept; I could have used one back in college when I was Forever Alone and nearly lost my mind with loneliness.
     
  8. The_Lillard_King

    The_Lillard_King Westside

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    For $60 . . . i expect cuddles with a happy ending.
     
  9. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    And when some guy offers her $120 for more..... she says no?
     
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    Dear lord this is sad.
     
  11. Further

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    Not for me, not for most people, but it takes all kinds, and I don't see anything actually wrong with it. Both parties get what they want, nobody gets hurt, and maybe it actually will make people nicer. Who the fuck knows. But in a world where you read about people cooking up their body parts for people, this seems quite innocuous. I get massages and acupuncture, is this really that different?
     
  12. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Dude, I would pay for a good head massage... in fact, I don't think there could be anything better than a good game on the tube and a long head massage. If I was Bill Gates, I would have someone on my staff who only gave me a head massage.
     
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    Wait, is "head massage" a code phrase for a BJ?
     
  14. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Nah, I just like having someone massage my brain :grin:
     
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    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    See, the real market is dudes who hook up. "Hi, I just finished with this girl I picked up at a bar 45 minutes ago. She wants to cuddle now. If I pay you $60, can you cuddle her (and maybe get her out of my house)?"
     
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    Two summers ago I was in Vietnam and spent 10 days in a little beach resort town. Anyway, there was a massage place open air on the beach at a brewery, and it only cost about $5 for 45 minutes. I would go every morning, get a fresh coconut water and get a great massage, especially the feet, damn that felt great. I would tip like a baller, leaving at least $5. And I did have one session where also got a head and face massage. After the massage, a beer from the brewery, lay out on a beach chair and read for a while. Then start my day. Man that was great!
     
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    ...bahahaha :biglaugh: rep'd!
     
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    No happy ending? I thought that's what Asians were known for?
     
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    Now that is creative. Well done
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    That's a little steep just to slip out on a one-night-stand.

    Maybe $20 and a six pack of beer?
     

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