Top 20 Signs that You Get Your News from MSNBC

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  1. Shooter

    Shooter Unanimously Great

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    1) The total extent of your knowledge about the world before 1970 is that Hitler was a lot like George W. Bush.

    2) You once lectured the plumber clearing a clog in your toilet because you thought he didn't appreciate all the benefits he had received from "white privilege."

    3) Not only do you have Sandra Fluke's autograph, you paid for it and it's hanging in your house.

    4) You once took a sign to a protest that said, "Who Needs Oil? I Ride The Bus."

    5) You are "pro-choice" on abortion, but believe religious groups should be forced to pay for your birth control.

    6) You think a Republican founded the KKK.

    7) You cried yourself to sleep one night last week because you're so upset at how mean people are to poor Alec Baldwin.

    8) You've used the words, "That's Bush's fault," in the last month.

    9) You've laughed at a rape joke about Sarah Palin within an hour of claiming Republicans are waging a "war on women."

    10) You once actually said, "If Chris Matthews says it, you can take it to the bank!"

    11) You don't believe Barack Obama has ever lied to anyone, but if he did, you're sure he did it for our own good!

    12) You don't understand why Obama still hasn't prosecuted Bush for being behind 9/11 yet.

    13) You'd be in favor of emptying the terrorists out of Guantanamo Bay so you could send Christians and Tea Partiers there instead.

    14) You believe Ed Schultz is a moderate voice of reasoned debate.

    15) You once called a conservative black man a racist for saying everyone should be treated equally.

    16) You refuse to call Washington's pro-football team "the Redskins," but refer to Tea Partiers as "Teabaggers."

    17) You supported Obamacare all the way, but were shocked to find out that your insurance wasn't free when it went into effect.

    18) You blame Republicans for all the problems with Obamacare even though it was passed entirely with Democrat votes.

    19) You hate the slanted news you get from places like Fox, which is why you prefer to get your news from unbiased commentators like Rachel Maddow and Piers Morgan.

    20) You get so angry about those darn hunters! How can they kill animals for food when they could just buy it at the grocery store like everyone else?
     
  2. maxiep

    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    MSNBC is the home of reasoned, respectful debate.

    [video=youtube;3fbJE3RUJMw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fbJE3RUJMw[/video]
     
  3. Shooter

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    Wow. I hadn't seen that. That's exactly what this country is missing, and what the left can provide: love and compassion for everyone!

    Is this guy actually still employed at MSNBC??
     
  4. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    Someone should call that guy a pinhead.
     
  5. maxiep

    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    Don't worry, no one else saw it either. After all, his show is on MSNBC.
     
  6. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    This was funny:

    The rest are stupid caricatures.
     
  7. Shooter

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    Any caricature works if it has some truth to it, and that list has a whole lot of truth.
     
  8. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

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    It's not a debate. And there is nothing reasoned or respectful about Sarah Palin's 6-year-chicken-little-hyperbole-rant. Judging by the shit that comes out of her mouth on a daily basis, I'd say he's too late with his suggestion.

    And he pretty much blew away Shooter's #1 by providing some American history that I'm sure neither Palin nor Shooter were aware of.
     
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    Maris, the voice of reason...HAhahhahaahhhahhahhhaahhhhahaaaa
     
  10. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    Exactly. This is why I can get away with calling people who live in Appalachia, racist, secessionists, who do nothing but drink moonshine because "truth."
     
  11. Shooter

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    The "history" he provided is irrelevant, unless you think that the abuses of American slavery mean that no one can ever use the word "slavery" to refer to anything else. But of course this argument falls apart, because the Left has no problem comparing George Bush to Hitler.
     
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    Wow. You are just as full of hate as Bashir. I'm always amazed (though I guess I shouldn't be) by the vitriol that spews from the left when their sensibilities are offended.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Google Bush Hitler - 22,800,000 results

    Google Obama Hitler - 44,300,000 results
     
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    Google Hitler - 31,700,000
     
  16. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    So that proves it.

    barfo
     
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    From the Left? First, I am not a Leftist. Second, I don't hate.

    Third, please read your original post which is 100% hate and vitriol.
     
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    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    i want that game!
     
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    i think we can all agree that anyone that watches either msnbc or fox news religiously is woefully misinformed about the world
     
  20. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
     

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