Predict The Civil Bore Score

Discussion in 'Oregon Ducks' started by Targus, Nov 24, 2013.

  1. Targus

    Targus Suspended

    Disclaimer: stolen material. I'm not feeling like this Duck team deserves my creativity. They can choke on my refurbished goods...

    Rose Bowl is a bore, we get dominated by a .500, we want Bama Ducks: 13
    No running attack, Mannion three-pick, joke of a defense Beavs: 12
    National Interest: 0

    The real question is if golly-gee Riley will cross and uncross his arms more than Uncle nice-guy Mark will adjust his headset.

    My money is on Uncle Mark. He can't leave his headset alone.
     
  2. Targus

    Targus Suspended

    Oh, it will also be fun to count the penalties. Anyone bored with these underwhelming teams should play the drinking game...anytime there is a penalty, you drink. Anytime there is a dropped pass or missed tackle, you drink. Anytime either coach is shown looking like a deer in headlights, you drink.

    Good luck making it out of the first quarter.
     
  3. tlongII

    tlongII Legendary Poster

    Ducks 38
    Beavs 6
     
  4. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

    Ducks - 147
    Beavers - 3
     
  5. JFizzleRaider

    JFizzleRaider Yeast Lords Global Moderator

    I think you misunderstood the question. It's predicting the civil war score, not listing how many times you've had sex with the mascots

    :devilwink:
     
  6. oldmangrouch

    oldmangrouch persona non grata

    Beavs 30
    Ducks 17
     
  7. PapaG

    PapaG Banned User BANNED

    If the Ducks win, it's another 10-win season. Please tell me that Oregon fans aren't so spoiled that a 10-win season is considered a failure.
     
  8. Targus

    Targus Suspended

    Are you here again trying to tell other fans how they should think and feel? Dude. Most of us grew out of that back in junior high.

    The disappointment is the same one the players felt after losing to Stanford, then dropping out of the top 10 and missing a BCS game for the first time in year via a curbstomp from an average team. The wonderful thing about being a fan (take note) is that I get to celebrate the success and question losses - for which we have now lost two out of three games while fielding one of the most talented Duck groups ever.
     
  9. Quack U!

    Quack U! Member

    Ducks 74
    Beaver 14


    There's a shit load of built up hostility and effort that needs to come this week!
     
  10. BLAZER PROPHET

    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

    Ducks 0
    Beavs 0
     
  11. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

    Ducks -17

    Beavers -25
     
  12. BLAZER PROPHET

    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

    Wow. Homer does indeed love koolaid.
     
  13. Targus

    Targus Suspended

    Oregonian Staff Predictions:
    Quick prediction: Oregon 69, Oregon State 2

    Letourneau prediction: Oregon 45, Oregon State 14
     
  14. Sinobas

    Sinobas Banned User BANNED

    I've never been so unexcited about a Ducks game. I didn't even remember it was on till just now.
     
  15. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

    I have an old sportsplay.com account that I had turned 10 cents into $7.00 a couple of years back. Just remembered about it so I bet all $7 on the Ducks to win at -23.5 points.
     

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