The Official Insult Nate Bishop So He Can Be Sure It Really Is One, Thread

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    Nate made me listen to his demo once and the bass was mixed totally wrong
     
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    Nate has no friends.
     
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    Just wondering why this thread was started. Not saying I'm not enjoying it, just wondering why.
     
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    Nate once worked a suicide prevention hotline, and 6 people ended their lives.
     
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    Nate had sex with a girl once. Or maybe less.
     
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    You can yell "NOT" at the end of every quote in "The Most Interesting Man in the World" commercials and that's Nate's life.
     
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    Nate's fucked 3 of Portland's bridges. The rest were busy and didn't return his calls.
     
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    Nate's parents forced him to take acting lessons. For gay porn.
     
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    When Nate is having sex, he has to think of Justin Bieber to achieve an erection.
     
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    Nates hair looks kinda like vermicelli with a squid ink reduction, except balder
     
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    He's not acting.
     
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    you know what they say about men with big feet? Well, Nate wears size 4
     
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    Nate is a cockalorum, to put it nicely
     
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    When Nate Bishop eats sushi, he mixes the wasabi and soy sauce together.
     
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    Nate only flies because he heard there's a cockpit on the plane.
     
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    Everytime Nate Bishop farts, a little bit of semen comes out.
     
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    Nate Bishop is a dummy.
     
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    If horrible bball takes could fly, nates mouth would be an airport
     
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    Nate will name his first born Ramon Sessions.
     
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