The Official Insult Nate Bishop So He Can Be Sure It Really Is One, Thread

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  1. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Not true. One of them was mine
     
  2. riverman

    riverman Writing Team

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    One of the things I really like about this site is that it has an ignore button and I haven't felt the need to use it. Some posters have wickedly sarcastic senses of humor which I enjoy from time to time but there is no need to argue semantics or jump all over people's opinions. That trailblazer site is dead now. I for one am glad. I think for those who feel the need to contest every post written by another poster, the ignore function may be the better choice sparing the rest of the folks here the drama. Just sayin....
     
  3. tlongII

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    Natebishop has an autographed photo of Mo Williams in his bedroom.
     
  4. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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  5. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Natebishop is so sneaky he used his mod powers to start a thread with Kingspeeds's name.
     
  6. riverman

    riverman Writing Team

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    Nate suffers multiple personality disorders so he is, in fact, every poster on this thread.
     
  7. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Hey, I resemble that remark!
     
  8. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Nate Bishop is so vain, he probably thinks this thread is about him.
     
  9. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Nate Bishop hates Mo Williams so much that he had Denny remove the MO from his title as Mod. Then he realized that the Blazers play no D so now he goes by Editor Commissioner.
     
  10. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    I have nothing to add to this but I will say this thread has given me some loud laughter. Rep going around now. :D
     
  11. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Of course this is NSFW.

    [video=youtube;IqngrRBIpkw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqngrRBIpkw[/video]
     
  12. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    FIFY
     
  13. 3RA1N1AC

    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    prodigal fart savoring experimental dog dicked semen taming fecal felcher
     
  14. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Nate once locked his keys in his car. It took him two hours with a coat hanger to get his family out.
     
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    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    nate is such a degenerate alcoholic that when god was handing out noses, he thought he said roses, and asked for a big red one
     
  16. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Nate lucked into a job at Del Taco. His manager realized how dumb Nate was and fired him. Nate asked why and the manger told him it would cost too much to make new signs that said Duh Taco.
     
  17. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Nate is so dumb he watched The French Connection and kept asking everyone where Olive Oil was.
     
  18. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Nate's breath is so bad it caused the first instance of a dog talking to a human in recorded history. His dog said "lick your balls and rear end it will freshen that right up"
     
  19. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    HCP, do you want to explain the rules to this rookie or should I?
     
  20. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    HCP is so dumb he didn't name himself Hispanic Causing Panic. It was to remind him of his job duties....

    He Chutes Pictures

    which is amazing because it should be one of these

    He Cleans Portapotties
    He Cuts Palmtrees
    Herpes Complex Provider
     

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