The Official Insult Nate Bishop So He Can Be Sure It Really Is One, Thread

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  1. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    I can't tell the difference between Nate and BGD!

    #ZING!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    Fez Hammersticks, Jan 5, 2014
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  2. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I think HCP is really Nate so that isn't technically an insult that isn't allowed.
     
    bodyman5000 and 1, Jan 5, 2014
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  3. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    There is playing along and then there is just going too far.
     
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  4. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    On a true note I joined 6 days before that noob. 30000 something posts..jeez.
     
    bodyman5000 and 1, Jan 5, 2014
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  5. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Too far bro.

    Too far.
     
    Natebishop3, Jan 6, 2014
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    Nate is a fucking pussy
     
    magnifier661, Jan 6, 2014
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Nate was invited to a cockfight, so he stayed up all night greasing his pecker...
     
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    Nate picks his boogers and eats them.
     
    MickZagger, Jan 6, 2014
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Nate's favorite fast food restaurant is called "Booger King."
     
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  12. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Why did Nate cross the road?

    He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
     
    BlazerWookee, Jan 7, 2014
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  13. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    During a power outage, Nate once spent 4 hours stuck on an escalator...
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Only because the chicken got stuck on the escalator
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Nate is so stupid, that one time he walked in on his girlfriend cheating on him with his best friend. He was so shocked, he apologized and left the room. Afterwords, his girlfriend came up to him and told him she had a secret to tell him....His best friend was cheating on his wife! And she begged him not to tell her because it would break her heart.

    So he agreed, and didn't tell a soul.
     
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  16. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    How many Natebishops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a chicken doesn't fit in a lightbulb.
     
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