OT: Just for shits & giggles......

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  1. Rick2583

    Rick2583 Chairman of the board

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    3 women you'd love to spend time with (and don't be a wuss & say your wives) And 3 celebrities you pay to see get there ass's kicked (male or female)

    Okay my 3 women would be Eva Mendes, Salma Hayek & Jennifer Lopez.

    The 3 ass kicking goes to Kanye West, Al Sharpton & Kim Kardashian. As a bonus, Linsey Lohan.
     
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    Rick, you have a Latin flavor going,

    Ass Kicking
    1) Justin Bieber
    2) Dennis Rodman
    3) Alex Rodriguez (Keeping a Yankee Theme)

    Ass
    1) Jen Aniston
    2) Gisele Bundchen
    3) Sofia Vergara
     
  3. Rick2583

    Rick2583 Chairman of the board

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    I forgot about that little dick Beiber. Someone seriously needs to bitch slap that boy. As far as the Latin theme choice #3 was a toss up between Lopez & Halle Berry.
     
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    ok... 3 women in no particular order:
    -Sarah Michelle Gellar
    -Amanda Tapping
    -Sandra Bullock

    my 3 to give an ass kicking (in no particular order):
    -mr obama
    -Alec Baldwin
    -Charlie Sheen

    but oh so many more to add if the list was more than 3... included are Al Gore, Kanye West, Harry Reid, Hillary Clinton, Al Sharpton, Miley Cyrus, A-Rod, and probably dozens more...
     
  5. Rick2583

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    You're right the ass kicking list cannot be reduced to 3. There are just WAY to many. Feel free to extend.
     
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    I'll have to do this tomorrow... had a LONG list worked out and my computer spazzed out and navigated away from the page... damn it... oh well
     
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    yankeesince59 "Oh Captain, my Captain".

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    ...2 questions,

    1. when you say "spend time with" are you meaning having lunch with them and chatting or do you mean having monkey sex with them?

    2. as far as the ass-kicking part, is it OK to kick the same person's ass THREE times?
     
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    On #1 I'm talking about being with someone who could suck the chrome off a 57 chevy. And #2 everything goes.
     
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    yankeesince59 "Oh Captain, my Captain".

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    ...OK, cool...here goes.

    1. Shania Twain (3 times)

    2. ARod (3 times)
     
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    Christy Canyon (yeah I know who hasn't banged her but still she was the first woman I saw on tv who I wanted)
    Alyssa Milano (again growing up she was fucking hot on Who's the Boss LMFAO)
    Britney Spears...sorry I have a thing for hot blondes
     
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    Using MB categories

    Ass:
    1. Kate Beckinsale
    2. Marisa Miller
    3. Alessandra Ambrosio

    Ass Kicking:

    1. Obama
    2. Chris Matthews
    3. Sean Penn
     
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    ok... 3 women in no particular order:
    -Sarah Michelle Gellar
    -Amanda Tapping
    -Sandra Bullock

    my list to give an ass kicking to just off the top of my head (in no particular order):
    -mr obama
    -Alec Baldwin
    -Charlie Sheen
    -Michael Moore
    -Bill Maher
    -Al Gore
    -Harry Reid
    -Hillary Clinton
    -Nancy Pelosi
    -Al Sharpton
    -Ingrid Newkirk, Alex Pacheco, and anyone associated with PETA
    -Kanye West
    -Miley Cyrus
    -Lady Gaga
    -Paris Hilton
    -Kim Kardashian
    -Oprah Winfrey
    -Joy Behar
    -Rosie O’Donnell
    -A-Rod
    -Barry Bonds
    -Curt Schilling
    -David Ortiz
    -Manny Ramirez
    -Tom Brady
    -and probably dozens more I can't think of right now...
     
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    Salma Hayek, yep that would be my chick choice, love to have her reduce me to a dry withered husk. Thanks for the butt whipping reminders from Vette & Hammer, two additional favorites Charlie Sheen and Sean Penn.
     
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    I can't find the link but that scene Salma Hayek did in From dusk till dawn with George Clooney where she's dancing on the table & Tarantino is licking wine from her foot that just ran down her leg is pure awesome. All I could think was..."You lucky bastard you". Okay I've gotta go take a cold shower now.
     
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    Hammer - Al Gore is definitely a JERK-OFF - and Harry Reid is a shameless, lying, two-faced weasel ,and to make matters worse, the so called "opposition party" allows him to spill out his crap without a response....just hold a press conference and point out his lies, cheap shots and hypocrisy.
    My goodness....maybe the Republican Party should fade away if they are unable to handle such easy pickings as these 15 second sound-byte Democrats.

    I'll say this-- at least the Democrats are smart enough to realize that if they continue to spew their usual party-line mantras and scare tactics, probably -AT LEAST 30-40 % of the mush heads will accept it as the Gospel Truth without spending a minute to research or cross check.
     

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