was jesus really a jew?

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  1. 3RA1N1AC

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    everyone accepts that jesus was jewish, i was having a convo with someone the other day about this, neither of us knew why

    was he a fertilized egg placed in marys womb? like god made the egg and put it there? would make him 0% jew by my estimation

    or did god fertilize one of marys eggs, making him half jew/ half god?

    do they teach this kinda stuff in sunday school? inquiring minds want to know

    whats the deal yo
     
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    If your mother is Jewish, you're Jewish.

    That's the only way to qualify.
     
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    are you talking about the religion or ethnicity? im talking about his dna
     
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    if a white surrogate mother could give birth to a 100% sudanese baby, that baby wouldnt be considered white would it?
     
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    If he says he's a jew, he is a jew.
     
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    im thinking he is at most 50% jewish, unless god is a jew too
     
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    we're all jews, we just don't know it.
     
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    I'm talking about If your mother is Jewish, you're Jewish.

    That's the only way to qualify.
     
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    not following
     
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    The only real question that one needs to answer to know whether or not one is a Jew is "Is your mother a Jew?"
     
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    Interesting take
     
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    Depends on which sex carries the Jew gene
     
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    Do Chinese moms raise Jews? Do Zulu moms raise jews? Do Polynesian moms raise Jews?
    We could go on but three negatives should be enough.
     
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    Wook is right. Being Jewish is not about DNA or faith, it's about the mom being Jewish. It's a matriarchal thing. (or if you convert and it's approved by rabbis). You can not believe in god, that's fine, so long as your mom was a Jew, you would be too. Perhaps if you take on a different religion that would nullify your Jewishness, but that's about it. Practicing or non-practicing Jew, that's about it. So, I would say that Jesus was a non-practicing Jew. God could be Muslim, Hindu or just some cool surfer dude, if Mary was Jewish, Jesus was Jewish.

    Of course, I have no idea if Mary was, that was the dominant religion at the time, but I don't think there is any evidence what Mary's religion was.
     
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    Is the Chinese mom a Jew? Is the Zulu mom a Jew? Is the Polynesian mom a Jew?

    The standard applies regardless of ethnicity or religious beliefs.
     
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    Sorry, bad joke. I'll edit it out. Sometimes I'm an ass.
     
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    "Sometimes," lol...

    Neener.
     

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