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  1. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Jacksonville Jaguars:

    2011: 5-11
    2012: 2-14
    2013: 4-12

    No playoffs in the last 6 years, and not a lot of hope in sight.

    I didn't refer to the Blazers as "elite" but it'd be very difficult to be a Jaguars fan. Kinda like being a Clippers fan before the past couple of years.
     
  2. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Hmmm.. that's an interesting comparison.

    So the Jags were:

    2011: 0.454
    2012: 0.142
    2013: 0.333

    The Blazers were:

    2011: 0.585
    2012: 0.424
    2013: 0.402
     
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    Bad math, dude. Very bad math. I'm going to suggest you recalculate your Jags' numbers.
     
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    Ban this bastard Nate!
     
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    It's not bad math, the math is correct, I just forgot to add the wins to the losses before calculating the percentages.

    So it's actually:

    2011: 0.312
    2012: 0.125
    2013: 0.250
     
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    Nah, Nate's cool. He knows I'm giving him shit.

    And two, I know who my dad is. He's alive and well. And my parents are still married. So, I'm about as far from a bastard as one can get.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Your dad is actually the mail man. Sorry bro.
     
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    Terrible mod. Ban him for giving you shit. I'll bring this up for years!
     
  9. BLAZINGGIANTS

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    Damnit. F me. Sorry for the disrespect, Nate. You have to look at my body of work. I've been giving people shit for years. Ban me.
     
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    It's spelled "male". As in, yes, he is "male", man.

    (I look way too much like my dad for my real dad to be the mailman).
     
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    Body of work shows bannable for shit flipping. See you in a month.
     
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    You insulted my bad math! You must pay.
     
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    The mail man is actually your dad's dad as well.

    /Game of Thrones.
     
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    Hahaha. I actually look more like my grandpa than I do my dad (aside from the 55-year age gap).
     
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    The mail man is your dad's, dad's, dad?

    Is your mail man over 100 years old? (Just curious)
     
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    I don't know who our current mail man is, to be honest. We live at the very end of a private street, and our mailbox is one of those cluster box units. Maybe one day I'll see him or her, but it's been a year, and I've not seen him or her.

    The mail "man" when I was little and living in SE Portland was a foxy brunette lady (Angela). None have ever compared to her since (mostly because they were all old men).
     
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    Ours seems to change from week to week. I've seen a woman and I've seen an old Asian guy. Never any hot chicks though. Some guys get all the luck. :sigh:
     
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    It'd have been luck if I had been older than I was (0-8).

    Ever since, they've all been cranky old men.
     
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    30% of guys get all the luck, the other 70 watch too much porn.
     

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