Proms have changed.

I'm moving to Russia and will become a high school boy.

 

It's like an 80s retro party-anime convention mash up or something.

 

I have now seen "Ugly as sin"

Hey Prez, why go tio Russia, there are Zip codes in LA that make those look like a church service..

 

eh, its still those damn american girls. they suck! foreign women are so much better.

 

People say "skank" like it's a bad thing, when it's really not.*

*I have no daughters.

 

Why do that when you can order a mail-order bride on the cheap?

When I was 22 and in college, I thought it about (not seriously). But the few Russian girls I knew aged quite rapidly between 25 and 32.

 

We ain't talking about marriage.

hoop fam

 

I wasn't either.

I brought up mail-order brides, but I didn't otherwise say anything about marriage. I guess my comment is confusing since I brought up the aging part.

 

I also enjoy traveling.

hoop fam

 

Me too. But Russia is not a place I care to go. Aside from maybe the Russian wilderness.

 

Times have changed. I understand 2 girls going to the prom together . . . but a all female ménage à trois for prom. Kids these days . . . good times.

 

Most of these girls don't really have the body for what they were trying to wear..

 

It's more like buying a concubine.

 

That's a tad inappropriate, no?

 

NOT ENOUGH APPLEBEES FOR YOU?

 

Oh I don't know, I know some hot 15 year old Thai chicks....

 

Nah, not trendy/hipster enough for me.

I've been to Applebee's once, maybe twice, in my life. When I eat at restaurants (at least in Portland), I mostly eat for free. I don't get that kind of treatment at chain restaurants (not that I ever eat at them - last one besides In-N-Out was Red Robin during a stop on a road trip about 8 months ago).

 

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^ LOL.

So you go there often now, eh?