So fake.... so pretend.... And yet, BP is "pretending" to hit it right now while he sits as his computer.
I other words it's like a midget at disneyland, looks so much fun but you never get to go on the good stuff.
No, it's nothing like that. Sticking with your Disneyland theme, a better comparison would be Space Mountain (Kate Upton) versus It's a Small World (most other women).
You totally missed the point. Unless you actually think you have a shot of hitting that, in which case - lol?