Its more of a heads up to the up and coming player to hit up the Blue Martini tonight in Bellevue to scoop up recent divorcees like Russell Wilson's wife.
Have you ever heard of BallerAlert? Russell Wilson is gonna be followed EVERYWHERE now by scandalous bitches looking to get knocked up by the bi-racial angel that is Russel Wilson.
Too skinny; worthless if shipwrecked on a desert island. Also, the crocodile smile would give a pirate the willies.
It's rough when the young ones don't make it out of their rookie contracts. Better find a new starting gig quick or else she's destined to be a career backup.