[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

everything seems more expensive lately. That's why I haven't been wanting to do a big vacation this year. Inflation, bitches.

 

I just bought Dude Wipes.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B008LXBZF2/

 

Baby wipes are cheaper.

 

I've noticed this. Everything at the grocery store...... air fare...... hotels........ WTF?

 

Inflation bro. Its really stealth too.

 

Needed something individually wrapped. Sometimes I go on dates after work and can't shower before i go out. Gotta keep the ballzack fresh and clean. Makes it easier. I might get face wipes. Maybe I should have gotten the baby wipes, but I'm not really good at buying shit at target. I think baby wipes clog up toilets?

 

I dunno if they do. We never had issues, but maybe with older plumbing they clog up toilets? We white-bred suburbanites have bigger, fresher pipes, I suppose?

 

Can't wait til minimum wage is like $18/hour. My almond milk is going to be like $10/liter. :MARIS61:

 

Quantitative Easing Bitches!

 

Probably. Plus you stay home all day, us young urban players have to be able to refresh the balls without showing since we hook it up.

 

What do you think I am? House-husband? I'm younger than you, son.

 

You're married yo. Your life is already ovah.

 

Not even close, son. I do more of the things I've always wanted to now than before I was born. We've had this convo before, but you can do all the things you want and be married. Shit, in addition to all the perks to my gig, I've gotten a ton of perks from my wife's gig in the last 9-12 months alone. Three out-of-state trips (DC, Denver, Phoenix), several local trips, and some balla-level events here in Portland.

 

:MARIS61:

 

Get to the game, kids get to go on the field and meet several Giants before the game, head to the suite, get tons of free ish there. Yeah, suite day yesterday. Front row tomorrow.

 

TEH GHEY.

 

beach was pretty dope all weekend though. fuck. i've been going out too much lately.

 

Nah, I was at a Giants game, not the Bums.

 

Where you been eating there?

 

I bought a Bonavita BV1800 coffee machine. It simulates the pour over method of brewing and really controls the temperature at a really nice level. Really really good brews I've done out of them.

http://www.amazon.com/Bonavita-BV1800-8-Cup-Coffee-Carafe/dp/B005YQZT92