The official Spurs vs Heat, 2014 NBA Finals thread!

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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    As much as I want Lebron to fail, all this acting like he's a pussy because he got heat sickness and his body cramped up isn't really fair.

    At the same time, I have a few questions. Why did I not once see him drinking water? Why didn't they take him to the locker room in the 3rd and dunk him in an ice bath, or have him take a cold shower, when he looked sick and started cramping, then bring him back for the 4th?

    And why was he covered from head to toe in tights? WTF? Take off the neoprene sweat pants you moron. It's hot in here. LOL
     
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    I wonder how often he gets drunk before games; all this dehydration is super super easy to take care of, especially if you're a fucking athlete who should know these thngs.
     
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    I wonder if its substance abuse (ahem, PED) related.
     
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    If you think thats why LBJ is so big then it would be. When a guy is the size of Karl Malone and moves like Jordan he is going to be cramp up faster then anyone else on the court especially when you don't see him drinking any fluids during the game.
     
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    Probably too much McDonald's! Lebronald McDonald yo!

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    Looks like he could use the suyvices of an experienced wawta boy.
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    "Yoo can doo eet!"

    *cramp*

    "Oh no we suck again!"
     
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    LEBRON JAMES GETTING CARRIED OFF FOR A CRAMP OR FOR ILLUMINATI?

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    Snakes, air conditioning problems, cramps on opposing players: Is it just me or is everything going San Antonio's way?
     
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    Watched :35 of the FInals. ALmost fell asleep.

    Hockey Finals >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NBA finals.
     
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    I would love Ray Allen on our team. Too bad he has another year left on his deal. He would probably never come here but he would be perfect. He isn't playing like he's 38.
     
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    Huh? He is an Unrestricted Free Agent.

    http://hoopshype.com/free_agency/shooting_guards_2014.htm
     
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    Oh ok. Then we should try for him. Doubt he wants to come but it would be a great pickup
     
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    He is an excellent shooter and he would fit Stotts' offensive system. I would like to see our team sign Shawn Marion.
     
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    I had no idea Chris Bosh could make that play. Receive the ball outside the 3' arc, but the ball on the floor, crossover Tim Duncan, drive to the paint, and execute a perfect bounce pass to Wade for a lay-up.

    Heat tie up the series. Wow!!!
     
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    I know, right??
     
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    Honestly, it's never close.
     
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    Bosh is so underrated.

    But the level of bball in this series is so high-- we're a ways away.
     
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    So no comment on the play that won the game for the Heat: Lebron's blatant three steps to the basket that fouled out Leonard? I notice the league's network stooges had zero interest in reviewing the play. The single replay they showed I didn't see the foul, only the obvious travel, but granted I would have liked to have seen it again. Kind of curious to me they had no interest in dissecting the play.

    Regardless, shit happens, and it really doesn't look good for the Spurs right now.
     
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