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  1. Rick2583

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    WAIT !....did I say the 15th, I meant the 17th. Yeah............that's the ticket. And still the same weight 6 lbs 8 oz.
     
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    bump.....

    It's 9:40 pm - PST, or Monday, 12:40 am - EST....in other words, its Hammerojustice's wife's Birthday, Wishing your soul mate a great, happy, healthy, joyful Birthday. (Hope your Father's Day was a good one too Steve)...!

    Hopefully Heather won't have to spend her B'Day in Labor....!!! Good Luck Steve, and Heather.....!!!
     
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    Allow me to echo that sentiment. The absolute very very best to you & Heather for a happy & healthy child. And a painless as possible delivery. You're both in my prayers. Good luck.
     
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    Nothing like b-day stress to induce labor!
     
  5. Hammerojustice

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    Rick, did you miss the part that her growth scan 4 weeks ago was at the time 7 lbs 6oz?
     
  6. Hammerojustice

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    Thanks! It'll be a C-section no matter what.... so if her water breaks today, we head over for the C-section .... Fathers Day was great. Thank you!
     
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    Go have some spicy Mexican. The baby will then be ready.
     
  8. Hammerojustice

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    All she can eat is McDonalds chicken McNuggets & large fries with honey mustard.... anything else will have her throwing up for hours.... been like that the ENTIRE pregnancy.... so throwing up for hours isn't an ideal birthday present...
     
  9. yankeesince59

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    ...tell her you're horny and that you want some sex...that'll make her go into labor.
     
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    It's up to you and I Tom....to induce stress, I mean Labor.....(we both chose this day the 16th for Baby to be Born)....not that I want Heather to spend her B'Day in labor having a 2nd birthday on top of her own.....yet, if the God's be willing, and the creeks don't rise......out comes a little boy born with a golden hammer in his hand.....(slang for the club of a bat, he will wield as the Yanx SS in 2033-34....!
     
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    That might put ME into Labor, and hell, I'm not even pregnant.....!

    Never fails, Mickey D's and indigestion are synonymous, with me at least...!

    When my youngest was hospitalized with epilepsy many years ago, all he could keep down were Quarter Lb'ers w/cheese.....the incident burned us all out....why doesn't Mickey D's give each customer a complimentary Rolaids...?
     
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    I'm telling you Steve ever since I turned 60 I started suffering from CRS.
     
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    Right? Don't want the little hammer poking him in the head.
     
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    ...ball peen hammer, or a claw hammer?
     
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    Haven't had any in a while & it'll be at least 6 more weeks.... :(
     
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    CRS?
     
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    Can't remember shit.
     
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    You typing/tapping with your strong hand? Lol!
     
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    "Hey, just because the ferris wheel is broken, doesn't mean the whole amusement park needs to be shut down".
     

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