I just figured Mags was showing that the stereotype of Asians being good at math wasn't totally true.
Squeaky curds are preferred to grated cheese if you're being authentic. Not sure how the horse meat fits in but you can get that in Québec, too.
in all seriousness, there is a french canadian breakfast place in manchester that does poutine and has a poutine challenge where they challenge you to eat a 5 lb plate of poutine. you win a hat. its got dem curdz too, squeeky like a mothafucka
how about umm, adam sandler is like a computer or something, and umm, he like gets married to like, a cat, or whatever