No, we would sit on the Isle of Misfit Press, which is at the top of the 200 level. That's where BlazersEdge, Willamette Week, Portland Mercury, etc sit.
This would actually be a pretty sweet opportunity for the forum. But I call BS on Wooks remaining sober at a game.
And try to be funny whoever does it. Emulate this guy: http://uproxx.com/sports/2014/06/digiorno-pizza-live-tweeted-wwe-raw-and-it-was-amazing/
This sounds like an awesome idea. I really enjoyed reading Sly's write up of some games last year as well as Nates(at least I think it was Nate). Really fun to read an entire article about a game from someones perspective that i'v read or talked to for years on this forum.
I'd love to do this but don't see how I'd pull it off with my schedule this season. I think it's a great idea and hope it takes off