What current players would even tough players be afraid of?

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  1. BlazerWookee

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    Ruben Patterson's elevator never quite made it to the top floor. I always got the feeling he was always actively trying not to stab somebody...
     
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    As I recall, the rumor was he called up his gang ties who intervened on his behalf and asked Mills and his posse to chill.
     
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    With what? His dick?
     
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    Speaking of Ruben, as the story goes, he mercilessly teased Qyntel Woods, and one day at practice, Zach came to Qyntel's defense, punched Ruben in the face, and shattered Ruben's eye socket. Not great for team chemistry as it sure seemed like Ruben harbored hard feelings for Zach forever after. It always seemed to me that Zach seemed worried that Patterson was going to get even some way, some day.

    Anything you could add or clarify, HCP?
     
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    Isn't that when Zach hid out at Dale Davis' house for a few days because he was afraid Ruben was going to shoot him?
     
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    Yeah, I heard that too. Zach seemed both remorseful and afraid for his life. Patterson was pretty out of control -- on the court and off it.
     
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    How bout the infamous Nenad vs Ha stick fight?
     
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    Steve Blake can take both of them at once! :)
     
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    I thought this was about current players, if you go back in time it's a long list. I'd put the Bad Boy Pistons on the list right away, and Charles Oakley, Sabonis, Karl Malone, tons of guys throughout history you wouldn't want to mess with.
     
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    The guy's so crazy, he'd probably bite some part of you off.
     
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    Latrell Sprewell if we're listing players from the past as well
     
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    Well Im sure Lillard is scared of Beverly
     
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    Psycho T is a danger to teammate and opponent alike.
     
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    Because he's a wrecking ball, not because he's crazy gangbanger.
     
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    All the more reason to be afraid of him.
     
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    ahem...

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    haha!
     
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    What about Steve Kerr?
     

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