Olympic Hero Michael Phelps bangs trannys.

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  1. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Good for him. Such a brave person.

    :cheers:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...le-describes-amazing-sex-Olympic-swimmer.html


    When asked for comment, Phelps had the following to say:

    [video=youtube;SevYrmkEtp4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SevYrmkEtp4[/video]
     
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  2. Sedatedfork

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    Well, he doesn't have to worry about her getting pregnant.
     
    Sedatedfork, Nov 20, 2014
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    I was hoping this was about speed shifting....gag
     
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    If she looked like the tranny from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia I might understand.. but eww..

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    VanillaGorilla, Nov 20, 2014
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  5. DaLincolnJones

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    dude...regardless of how that thing started life, he/she is fugly...
     
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    Oh boy. Now he has another reason to go right back into rehab. :lol:
     
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    That was mean! Perhaps a beard would help.

    But I admit, I was fooled by the thread title too.
     
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    oh.no. must resist the urge to make sophomoric "bearded clam" joke....
     
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    ok the real question. Would Wookie hit it?
     
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  10. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Maybe with a pool cue...
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    This has to be some kind of crime or rape or some shit. fucked up, he must be wanting to kill himself now.
     
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    Interesting, so I'm guessing after sex with the overly large clitoris dude, chick..they would drink beer, watch the game and probably even have shit to talk about!
     
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  13. Fez Hammersticks

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    I agree. Biologically you're always a male no matter how much anti-test/estrogen you pump into your system.

    This would make me furious.

    He also has horrible taste - "she" is fug.

    FUG.
     
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  14. magnifier661

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    So wait phelps didn't know?
     
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    He/she got the sex change surgery. Still pretty obvious that he's a he though.

    Phelps can't be this stupid.
     
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    So wait... has Phelps actually admitted that it's true?
     
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    The articles keep saying "self proclaimed" girlfriend... so who knows. Haven't seen any response from Phelps, but he's in rehab, so it's not surprising that he hasn't responded. Maybe he is just hoping the story goes away.
     
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    I wouldn't touch that chick with Wook's penis. Thankfully for mags, his wouldn't be long enough to reach.
     
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  19. blue32

    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    The article states that she still has male parts, uh... what the f does that entail and how did he not know then?
     
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    There are three things to look for when you seek out a tranny.

    1.) Where is the Adam's Apple? Yes some surgically remove them, but most keep them.

    2.) Hands and feet. It doesn't matter how much estrogen you take, your feet and hands will not shrink.

    3.) The voice. You can usually hear when someone tries too hard. Do things that are spontaneous and listen carefully. Shoot a gun next to their ears. Scare the shit out of them and you will hear the man come out
     
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