"... you might be a real Blazers fan."

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  1. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Gives a whole new meaning to "Bingo, Bango, Bongo!"
     
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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    I'm surprised nobody's gone for the obvious one: Shaving the pinwheel into your pubic hair.
     
  3. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    I just assumed that was what HCP was talking about.
     
  4. DaLincolnJones

    DaLincolnJones Well-Known Member

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    My wife knows not to watch a Blazer game with me..seems like every game she shares with me, they lose..hahaha. so now I watch in the den, she watches in the LR..she even bought me a 50 in TV for the den..great wife I have boys..

    Favorite Niece bought me a Blazers T. I wore it one game and they lost..now I never wear it on a game day..
     
  5. BrianFromWA

    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    Add-on: Honka Espoo Playboys.
     
  6. BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94

    BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94 AWOL

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    I'd like to add another... You might be a real Blazer fan if you already have gotten your significant other to agree to name your first born son Damian Roy
     
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  7. Boise Blazer

    Boise Blazer Thread Lightly

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    Nice! I almost had my wife talked into Broden back in the day for our first son.

    but yes rep'd
     
  8. rasheedfan2005

    rasheedfan2005 Well-Known Member

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    I was in the 300s. We all had tears, first and only time I've ever kissed a man. I dont know his name, but we were so happy. At Half time I actually lead a prayer to the basketball gods that roy would channel my knees and they would cripple mine instead. I now have knee problems. I spray painted my truck black with red rims. I spent $600 when I was broke to take my Friend to przybillas return game after we traded him just so I could be part of the standing ovation when he checked in. Also first time I met mike and mike sitting behind them. Rice liked my blazers jacket.

    I wont date a girl if shes not a blazer fan, makes for a lonely life in south carolina.
     
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  9. BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94

    BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94 AWOL

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    My girlfriend comes from a Laker family. I converted her.

    You have no idea how fun it is to trash talk her uncles
     
  10. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Repped, again, and again.
     
  11. RR7

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    If after the Scarlet and Black, you named your first born Scarlett..

    If you've drummed into her and her cousins that "purple and yellow just don't go together"

    When your 3 year old recognizes the Scarlet and Black anywhere and says Blazers!

    When the only television your child is allowed to watch is Blazers games.

    When you move to Portland from Chicago and decide to adopt the team(202-03 season) and become a hard core fan and arguably its WORST.
     
  12. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    If you boo Mike Dunleavy Jr in line at the convenience store... in 2028...
     
  13. rasheedfan2005

    rasheedfan2005 Well-Known Member

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    I peed on a guys yellow mustang once cause he had a purple jacket. He needed to be purple and piss.
     
  14. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Had high hopes for Nedzad Sinanovic for the simple fact that he was 7'5" and could walk/chew gum at the same time.
     
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    As a teenager my parents had a guy put in 3 custom black and white pinwheels into the crimson carpet in my bedroom.
     
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  16. Boise Blazer

    Boise Blazer Thread Lightly

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    Great call. Rep'd

     
  17. Boise Blazer

    Boise Blazer Thread Lightly

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    Now THAT is cool. Perfect example. Rep'd

    And I thought I was cool because I had an old Zippo lighter display that lit up and turned in circles and I had all the current at the time Blazer rookie cards in it. But a pinwheel on the floor. Well done.
     
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  18. Boise Blazer

    Boise Blazer Thread Lightly

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    Ok so you know you are real Blazers fan when you read halfway thru this tweet and assume the worst before finishing:

    [TWEET]538419348805672962[/TWEET]
     
  19. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    [video=youtube;APjVbFBMQrw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APjVbFBMQrw[/video]

    For a brief time a few years ago Nedzad was considered the best center in Europe.

    Footspeed would've killed him in the NBA though.
     
  20. riverman

    riverman Writing Team

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    Way cool! Then you realize his first and middle initials would be DR
     

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