Rain men makes me think of this. [video=youtube;l5aZJBLAu1E]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E[/video] hated it!
As for nicknames, I frankly don't give two shits about them (or even one shit, for that matter). Wes and Dame do just fine with their own names.
I wouldn't mind seeing a three-point shooting contest in which the worst outside shooters in the NBA compete - DeAndre Jordan, J. McGee, J. Hickson, O. Asik, T. Chandler, to name a few. At the very least it would be entertaining. Or at least have guys like TRob and DeAndre Jordan compete in a free-throw shooting contest. Then guys like Zach Randolph and HCP could compete in a dunk contest.