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  1. 3RA1N1AC

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    This really is what I was talking about. By the time he comes crawling back after a weeklong poon bender, we are still gonna take him back, but the love will be gone.

    "Did you love them!?? DID THEY FUCK YOU LIKE I DO!??!"
     
    3RA1N1AC, Jul 1, 2015
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    Lol I am on here at work more than I am actually working... #ThugLife #Fuck12BucksAnHour
     
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    The pussy still tight tho
     
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    No not that brah. What teams had to say was said in the first meeting. What new they going to come up with?
     
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    I missed the boat on this. I had no idea LA didn't know he was going to be a free agent on July 1. I assumed he was aware and figured he'd been planning since the season ended (if not before). My bad.
     
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    The Blazers meeting will probably just be all of them having lunch and playing video games because they knew all along.
     
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    How is it more special to win with the Suns? He also said the Suns expect to know by tomorrow night if they made the top 3... Looks like we're going for the next few days.


     
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  8. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Pretty much the Lakers meeting probably went like this:

    1. Kupchak probably made some small talk, greetings. And said "I think you'll be pleased with what comes next"

    2. Little video montage of past championships, then shots of the beach, hollywood, etc. Stupid LA and California Cliches. Now random celebrities pop in and give little "we'll love you in LA, LA" soundbites. At this point, Aldridge is like "WTF is this shit".

    3. Mitch, now with a shit eating grin, introduces Byron Scott, who stutters a few sentences together while frowning his eybrows at LaMarcus.

    4. The AEG guys give their blah blah endorsement, limelight, blah blah bullshit speech

    5. Kobe and him talk for 3 minutes. Kobe basically says LMA's job is to make Kobe look awesome.

    6. More cheap salestalk and more LA cliches.

    7. They then reveal the LaMarcus Aldridge jersey that Adam Levine was wearing earlier that day.

    fin
     
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  9. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    GOTTA GET THE WHOLE PICTURE. How many interviews do you think you have to go in before you get hired for even a shitty ass job. Well, Aldridge is the one doing the interview. Gotta get the right feel for things.
     
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    Who the fuck is tc3?

    And if they really sold him on "more special to win there" then whoever did the selling is a fucking brainwash artist.
     
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  11. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    "you can ski and surf in the same day!"
     
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    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    In Phoenix?

    damnitalltohell
     
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    TC = Tyson Chandler. The "3)" is meant to delineate next point. ;)
     
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    Phoenix sucks there's nothing to do there
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Chandler's going to fucking suck in 2 years. Good luck with that.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Scottsdale has some hot white wimmens.
     
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    Oh shit, my bad :lol:
     
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    2 sports I'm sure Lamarcus does all the time
     
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    Sounds like if there is a s&t Bledsoe wouldn't be on the table.

    Len/Booker ....and?

    The Morris twins are hotheads and want nothing to do with them.
     
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