OT Let's say Olshey quits and Paul hires S2 Associate GMs

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  1. Strenuus

    Strenuus Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    AKA the Mags division.
     
    Strenuus, Jul 28, 2015
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    JFizzleRaider Yeast Lords Global Moderator

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    Nah, hailblazers took that crown from mags.
     
    JFizzleRaider, Jul 28, 2015
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  5. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    JFizzleRaider Yeast Lords Global Moderator

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    Haha, somebody's got to be the homers around here, with all us cynical assholes and all
     
    JFizzleRaider, Jul 28, 2015
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  7. BonesJones

    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    So basically I just sit at our meetings with a broad under the table while I get head? SWEET
     
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    While your dong is in a room, mine will be deep in your wife.
     
    SlyPokerDog, Jul 28, 2015
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    JFizzleRaider Yeast Lords Global Moderator

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    I don't know that 1.5 inches would really be considered "deep"

    Plus all it takes is a tablespoon of peanut butter on mags balls and you'll be busy for at least two hours
     
    JFizzleRaider, Jul 28, 2015
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    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Fez Hammersticks, Jul 28, 2015
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    I still think BGD is the most underrated poster on these forums, not sure he would be the under the radar expert, but he would be something... Perhaps the person in charge of vetoing trades. I'm not sure I'd want him pulling the trigger, but I would let him work the red 'denied' stamp.

    Comedic relief would definitely be Braniac or Barfo

    Also I would want BrianFromWA to be in charge of PR, and Darkwebs to be whatever Todd Bosma's job title is.

    Mags would be on the training staff. I'd trust him to provide whatever players might need to ease their pain when injured.
     
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    We'd need a couple technology experts which would be in charge of phone and wire tapping players, bugging there house and placing trackers on their cars and the players themselves. Maybe we wouldve known LMA was lying about being the best player ever and we'd have Wiggins right now.

    We'd need our "leaker". Our Woj "source".
    We could also use a master of Free Agent interviews. Somebody who sells shit HARD. Someone who could tell the leaker the meeting went well and mean it.
     
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    Olshey has nothing to do with that; Chris McGown is the company president.
     
    Draco, Jul 29, 2015
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    Olshey's official title is "President of Basketball Operations"
     
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    I thought Chris McGowan fired everyone that worked for him, and then was promoted to door gunner on the space shuttle.
     
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    Can I be the positive, optimistic, vocalist?
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    No one has mentioned me. I feel like this is a popularity contest and no on loves me. Sly, ban everyone. My feelings have been personally attacked.
     
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    I would like to be in quality control so I can tell you guys how idiotic your ideas are for improving the team. And so you wont embarrass yourself with Kaman for Durant calls to Presti in the middle of the night.
     
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    Can it be personal if there are two of us?

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