Growing family

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  1. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    The MM's are about to welcome two bundles of joy into their home. 13 year old Michael and 14 year old Stella.

    Michael is a beautiful boy who has some addiction issues and Stella is a lovely young woman who has been a bit permescuous.

    We look forward to the challenge of guiding these two to adulthood.

    This will be the first Hispanic child, and fifth African American child, so there is a good chance I will revisit this thread for perspective from time to time
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    "Hey kids, want to listen to some Pitbull?"
     
  3. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Oh dear God, what have I done?
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Wow that's awesome bro! Congrats and kudos for having such a big heart!
     
  5. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    No kudos needed. They are the ones who deserve the kudos. They are now living with a guy who has half a brain.

    Seriously, they're the ones that have been through a lot.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Are you a foster parent through the state or is this a church program?
     
  7. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Church. We got certified for foster parenting in Oregon before we left, but realized it wasnt for us. This is the same situation as last time. Only no siblings, and no where else to go
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    That's great! Nice job!
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Yeah it's awesome
     
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    I'm a little worried since MM is such a big Woody Allen fan.
     
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  11. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Really?
     
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    No, not really. I was trying to make a subtle joke that he is going to bang Stella once she turns 18 but you just ruined that.

    Thanks.
     
  13. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Ya, I dont even like Woody Allen. Iliked the joke though
     
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    MARIS61 Real American

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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    You ruined it.
     
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    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    Does this mean you'll step up your racist jokes since you have more 'i'm not racist because...' Cred again?
     
  17. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    No, you ruined it.
     
  18. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Someone left the joke out in the rain
    I don't think that I can take it
    It took so long to make it

    barfo
     
  19. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I know you are but what am I?

    And, I'll ruin this nice thread right now. MM is like a racist Woody Allen who is afraid of jail. He makes sure and gets brown kids so he won't touch them.
     
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    WTF?!?
     

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