Gay Doritos (also Lesbian Doritos, Bisexual Doritos, Transgender Doritos)

This is a private corporation, they are just exercising their right to free speech. You guys should be celebrating the fact that a corporation is using its money and influence in any manner they see fit, persuant to the wishes of their shareholders of course.

 

I don't think this is a good idea. Doritos are fucking disgusting. At my fattest near 500 lbs I would eat a salad before Doritos. Sure, I'd cover it in dressing but I'm not kidding.

Yuk. I wouldn't want my rights equated with something that contributes to our obesity.

 

Tossed salad rights!

 

Crusty chemical coated dry triangles. Mmmmm

 

You all left out asexual Doritos on purpose I'm guessing? Apathetic Doritos? Celibate Doritos? Immaculate conception Doritos and good old erectile dysfunctional Doritos