I'm going to go jump off a bridge!

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  1. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I can't believe we lost a game! I was fully convinced we were going 82-0! Clearly were going to be a slightly-below-average team, stuck in mediocrity for another decade! I can't believe I let myself get sucked in by Kingspeed's unrealistic optimism. I can't take it anymore!!!

    That's the way we unrealistic homers are supposed to respond to losses, right?
     
  2. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Which bridge I'll join you...its all over
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    @Mediocre Man wants to give you a handy right before you jump.
     
  5. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    That really would cause me to jump off a bridge.
     
  6. riverman

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    Your avatar will be missed
     
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  7. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    That's the spirit!
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    It's always the Hawthorne

    sent from a phone you've probably never heard of
     
  9. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    That Montero layup muff made me consider this.
     
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    I found my bridge
    bridge.jpg
     
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    I'm surprised you stayed on the KS Bi-Polar Express so long.
     
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    Excuse me
    Oh will you excuse me
    I'm just trying to find the bridge... Has anybody seen the bridge?

    (Have you seen the bridge?)
    I ain't seen the bridge!

    (Where's that confounded bridge?)

     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    images (1).jpg

    Bridge Over the River Cry
     
  16. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    If you want to go out in style I'd suggest the St. Johns bridge ... just don't fuck up my commute.
     
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    oldmangrouch persona non grata

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    IMHO, Cathedral Park is a better landing spot than the river.
     
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    ripcityboy Well-Known Member

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    I will say it once. I will say it again..... for the cheap seats. But are we not....

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    PLUCKKKKKYYYYYY!!!!!!
     
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    ermmm. The bridge on the west side of downtown in the foothills. They had to put a 10ft tall fence up because of the jumpers. I used to live downtown. Hands down the worst bridge for it.
     
  20. UncleCliffy'sDaddy

    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    Agreed. The wide sidewalks allow for a better running jump....
     

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